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how the undersiders would react if you came out as trans during gold morning
taylor: ghhg. hhg
lisa: we HAVE to kill scion
rachel: we HAVE to kill scion
aisha: we HAVE to kill scion
brian: we HAVE to kill scion
alec's ghost: oh so youre a faggot?
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can't wait until victoria dilutes the definition of Thinker to the point basic literacy counts as a thinker 3 power
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rolling to deal 2d6 psychic damage to my mutuals
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a significant number of c-tier worm capes could solo homelander
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kinda curious how old yall read worm at.
I was in 5th grade when worm came out.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
WHO GAVE TIME PERSMISSION TO PASS BY
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can i take it for the seven cents in my pocket pls
SELLING VESTIGIAL REMAINS OF CORONA POLLENTIA TO HIGHEST BIDDER - I WAS MEANT TO TRIGGER AT 15 BUT ACCIDENTALLY ENTERED A STATE OF PERFECT ETERNAL SERENITY ONE YEAR EARLIER WHILE WATCHING TOP 10 BEHEMOTH BATTLE FAILS PART 3 ON YOUTUBE
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to be perfectly honest i think that ghosts being transluscent and faded is kind of antithetical to what they represent. they're an echo that cannot move on, cannot fade out - they should be oversaturated and stiff and strangely out of place and unchanging, like something preserved in clear glass.
#i mean only if that’s the kinda ghost you’re looking for#if it’s#i’m being kept here by an anchored memory i can’t let go ooohhh#then yeah translucency doesn’t make sense#but that’s about a ghost whose desperately trying to hold on#clinging to the faded bits of what’s left of their decaying memory#clinging to it by their fingertips and slowly slipping and they can barely remember why they’re doing it#and no matter how much you try you can’t really see them if you’re looking at them#they produce all the right signals. they’re there. but they’re slipping#just barely still connected#shrug emoji i just think it’s cool
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Which WB characters would fall for a crypto-scam?
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is this the incantation to summon riley bonesaw worm?
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weaver being introduced as a ward: i hope to provide a family friendly time for all criminals
user teacherdid911 on the trumpsvestigation PHO subforum: OF COURSE no pollentia bulge on her forehead
#bet didn’t have 911#so either the user thinks teacher can travel dimensions and did 911 for some reason#or#idek#hmmm#wormblr#parahumans
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thankfully i am not a child and therefore safe. lemme read desperate times and see if it’s art brb
you take the blue pill, and worm gets an awful sequel, but never has any good fanfiction.
you take the red pill, and pact gets a medicore sequel, but never gets any fanfiction at all- hey man what the fuck. you cant just gobble them both up like that. stop chewing on them what’s wrong with you. dude. not cool
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We're s-so very small, in the end
"hey what about me :("
Oh sorry about that, Very Large Beetle, I didn't mean you
"oh okay thanks :)"
The first bullet hit me from behind, where my mask offered no coverage, and I slowly toppled. The second hit before I could fall on Very Large Beetle, before there could be any pain (that is, before Very Large Beetle could be hurt by me falling on him, it actually hurt a lot for me but like if I said ow that would be weird, y'know?).
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rereading extinction 27.4 and seeing the part where Taylor pretty much confirms her power is giving her info on other shard activities thru the bugs broadcast style cause queen just. tells her when Zion is there. with the bugs. and she was doing it during lung, bonesaw, and cherish. how the hell did I not see this before. its like two chapters after weld directly compares Taylor and Jack. also queen what the heck are you doing you should not be getting this attached to your host. you're not fragile one chill.
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rereading extinction 27.4 and seeing the part where Taylor pretty much confirms her power is giving her info on other shard activities thru the bugs broadcast style cause queen just. tells her when Zion is there. with the bugs. and she was doing it during lung, bonesaw, and cherish. how the hell did I not see this before. its like two chapters after weld directly compares Taylor and Jack. also queen what the heck are you doing you should not be getting this attached to your host. you're not fragile one chill.
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