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i haven’t been wormposting enough. i need to get back to wormwriting my wormfic for my several wormfollowers. there’s that one taylor parahumans dallon thing i started but never finished. so many four letter wormwords going to wormWASTE… despicable.

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There really is basically no reason for Imp Vista friendship to happen in a world where Regent doesn't blow up but I really wish there was. Maybe in comedic less serious AU they can still be Best Friends because there really is something so engaging about a world where the Undersiders and Wards hate each other but are also forcing friendship through gritted teeth off the clock for the sake of Team Little Sisters

Imp invites Vista to one of Taylors block parties in hopes that exposure to raw villainous joy will turn Vista supervillain. Vista brings the Wards with her in hopes that exposure to good natured heroes with a system of ethics will make Aisha want to join the Wards. Everyone is out of costume and random adults try and solve the tension between what they perceive as two groups of teenagers having a spat over nothing. Lisa and Chris Win are forced to shake hands and apologize lest they set a bad example for the kids watching. They play Cornhole and Regent makes the Wards mess up every single throw. Emotionally charged game of Uno turned philosophical debate between Brian, Taylor and Dennis.

In conclusion I have a vision for a beautiful world of WardSiders frienemyship and it all boils down to this image

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i picked up fourth wing from the library because i thought it looked interesting so instead of buying it i google searched fourth wing pdf and read it overnight. the main character does exposition dumps during suspenseful moments and it doesn’t just kill the tension but they’re so unimportant to literally anything going on that you can skip over them and lose nothing. the main character is a super special gal with a specific physical issue and repeatedly does things that would in reality make said physical issue worse because the narrative demands it. the reason i’m not naming what the physical issue is is because the book never explicitly states what is actually wrong with the protagonist. she is in a love triangle. she fantasizes about her rival constantly. there’s a pretty consistent rule that each person bonds to one dragon. the protagonist bonds to two, so she can get both flavors of edgy: dark and spooky plus young, gold, and childlike. there’s a single chapter from someone else’s perspective in the entire book. it’s from one of her love interests. of her two love interests, there is the very bad guy evil evil rebel who got fucked over by the super-evil definitely not capital from hunger games dystopian government who is definitely not evil no sir. the other love interest is her childhood friend. but secretly evil. oh also everyone speaks in modern slang for some???? reason??????

i could keep going but that would require that i read it again which i really don’t want to do

depicted in this image: a bourgeoisie reddit ape unable to part with their garbage escapist pornography defends it using the language and tools of the ghoulish neoliberalites who control our society

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IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

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how the undersiders would react if you came out as trans during gold morning

taylor: ghhg. hhg

lisa: we HAVE to kill scion

rachel: we HAVE to kill scion

aisha: we HAVE to kill scion

brian: we HAVE to kill scion

alec's ghost: oh so youre a faggot?

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can't wait until victoria dilutes the definition of Thinker to the point basic literacy counts as a thinker 3 power

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rolling to deal 2d6 psychic damage to my mutuals

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a significant number of c-tier worm capes could solo homelander

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kinda curious how old yall read worm at.

I was in 5th grade when worm came out.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

WHO GAVE TIME PERSMISSION TO PASS BY

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can i take it for the seven cents in my pocket pls

SELLING VESTIGIAL REMAINS OF CORONA POLLENTIA TO HIGHEST BIDDER - I WAS MEANT TO TRIGGER AT 15 BUT ACCIDENTALLY ENTERED A STATE OF PERFECT ETERNAL SERENITY ONE YEAR EARLIER WHILE WATCHING TOP 10 BEHEMOTH BATTLE FAILS PART 3 ON YOUTUBE

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to be perfectly honest i think that ghosts being transluscent and faded is kind of antithetical to what they represent. they're an echo that cannot move on, cannot fade out - they should be oversaturated and stiff and strangely out of place and unchanging, like something preserved in clear glass.

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should i read “practical guide to evil”

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Which WB characters would fall for a crypto-scam?

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is this the incantation to summon riley bonesaw worm?

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weaver being introduced as a ward: i hope to provide a family friendly time for all criminals

user teacherdid911 on the trumpsvestigation PHO subforum: OF COURSE no pollentia bulge on her forehead