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Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

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Worlds most joyous worm.

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Made these about a month ago, figured other spoonies might want to use them

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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

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Back in 1977, Vincent Price did a one-man show about the openly gay Oscar Wilde, which was condemned by anti-gay activist Anita Bryant, and when he was questioned about such backlash, he replied that Oscar Wilde had already written a play about her: "A Woman of No Importance".

We stan a bi king!

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overheated, underfeeded, overtired and understimulated.

truly I am the most coherent of fabric patterns.

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My friend Callisto @tormentfraud VERY URGENTLY needs the movement of their GFM to go faster.

They and their father are at risk for eviction. I don't want to see my friend homeless so PLEASE spread this and the GFM everywhere and anywhere you can. PLEASE.

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urgent once again. my fiancée is at URGENT AND IMMEDIATE risk of eviction. they have been trying to gather up $3.5k CAD for a bit now, as a final goal to relocate. i can work on repaying anyone once i'm settled and working next month if you want but i can't help financially currently and it's beyond urgent.

i'll write you anything you want if you want. my dms are open. please. every other plan has failed and i don't want to see them homeless.

here is the gfm. i'm just desperate for them to be housed.

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Let's just put a little spin on em

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incredible vintage bike seat. can't imagine why this style never took off

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@i-add-sources

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GUESS WHO FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT HIS PHONE AND INTERNET BILLS. AGAIN. I swear my brain watches me pay one month and goes 'oh! okay, so I don't need to do that again EVER, right?'

internet bill is $32, phone bill is $36, and I am unfortunately going to need help with stuff like toilet paper and other household necessities soon. I'm super embarrassed that I forgot the ONLY BILLS I ACTUALLY HAVE TO PAY MYSELF, but uh...yeah I have no income. my paypal is zeroed out and I got no way to pay for it. can I get some help with it?

ppl: seththemuse

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it’s crazy to me that Homestuck has apparently influenced every single piece of media to come out of the mid 2010s and yet I have somehow never played an indie game that attempts to lift any of this sylladex shit for its inventory. there should be 10,000 games out there by now with inventory management systems even HALF as fucked up and evil as “items can only be stored in inventory slots equivalent to their name’s Scrabble score”

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it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

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I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.