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Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:

Ron is 12 years old.

Ron stole a car.

Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.

I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.

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    “We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.”

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i’m hoping to do some good in the world.

happy birthday @federicobernardeschi !

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“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on.” Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) dir. David Yates

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It’s been a long time since I drew an HP comic. Sorry it had to be a sad one.

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I saw this post and I had to draw it (I love how Draco hair came out here *proud*) DO NOT REPOST

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Draco: *gasps, inspecting the plate* how on earth did you get it this clean?

Harry: *shrugs* dishwasher

Draco: *pulls out his wand, pointing it at a dirty plate*

Draco: *whispers under his breath* Dishwasher

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Harry: babe come over

Draco: I can't I'm with pansy and blaise

Harry: my parents aren't home ;)

Harry: my parents are dead. i have dead parents, my parents that are dead. they died.

Draco:

Draco: ok i'm coming jesus

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Draco’s picture on the Black family tree makes me laugh so much though

what is that hat why are you wearing that omg 

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DRACO MALFOY HAS A HIGH PITCHED MOAN PASS IT ON

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If this isn’t Drarry then I don’t know what is

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“What Harry found most unusual about life at Ron’s, however, wasn’t the talking mirror or the clanking ghoul: It was the fact that everybody there seemed to like him.”

I’m fucking sobbing

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AU in which draco is secretly afraid of heights but the urge to humiliate potter is stronger  

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happy valentine’s day y’alls! the lovely @snowgall asked me to upload my dralentine’s day 2016 contribution, here you go! ♡

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AU in which draco is secretly afraid of heights but the urge to humiliate potter is stronger  

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Harry hesitated, but after all, Ron had been honest with him, so he told Ron the truth…

one of my absolute favorite bits from the hp books that never made it into the movies. though admittedly, the ootp movie had to rly condense a lot. i think the relationship between harry and ron is super underrated/overlooked - there’s so much love, trust, and support between them in this scene.

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harry knows he can be a bit of an idiot at times and he thinks he’s unworthy of draco because draco only deserves the best; the smartest, most clever guy out there who can talk to him about potions and not sound like an uneducated buffoon. he feels bad whenever draco teases him about it (“potter, even a first year could answer that question!”) and he feels ridiculous that he does

harry never told this to anyone though, especially not draco. he only asked hermione to help him with potions and to teach him a lot of trivia in the wizarding world (to impress draco but of course he left that bit out) and hermione’s really confused because they’re not even in hogwarts anymore and harry’s already an auror but she does it anyway even if harry doesn’t answer her questions as tow why he’s doing it

and draco starts to notice that harry’s always busy and off at ron and hermione’s place but he doesn’t want to pry or intrude because he’s afraid he might sound clingy and ron and hermione are harry’s best friends and he has the right to visit them anytime he wants to

but of course that doesn’t keep draco from feeling lonely

and one day draco comes home from his workshop near st mungo’s after a long day making five crates of potions for an apothecary in diagon alley and catches harry reading one of his potion books, looking extremely frustrated

draco asks what he’s doing and harry jumps up, surprised. harry tried to tell him it was nothing but draco was refusing to budge so he just sighed heavily before telling draco everything, staying resignedly silent after the admission as if he was sure draco would finally think of him as the Ultimate Idiot and leave him for some smart dude

“i’m sorry,” draco says and harry looks up, surprised, because draco rarely apologizes. “i didn’t realize it hurt you so much”

“no really it’s not your fault it’s just me being stupid,” harry tries but draco hugs him anyways and harry wraps his arms around draco’s waist and buries his nose on draco’s neck, feeling like an absolute moron

“you’re not stupid, harry,” draco tells him earnestly. “and i never cared if you were granger-smart. i don’t care if you’re not good at potions. i didn’t date you for your academic prowess and i certainly didn’t fall in love with you because of it, you idiot”

harry smiles, feeling all his insecurities vanish at draco’s words

“and besides, i like idiots”

harry chuckles and nuzzles draco’s neck with his nose. “yeah? what kind?”

draco bites back a smile and settles himself more comfortably within harry’s warmth

“the best kind”