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"Glad to see I can eclipse the births of your many, many children, Bishop. Your thoughtfulness is noted."

Happy death anniversary.

Affectionately,

-@monsieurdetalleyrand

"Why thank you, Monsieur, it's nice to see you think of me still. I'm sure you had the date saved in your no doubt busy calendar."

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Happy death anniversary.

Affectionately,

-@monsieurdetalleyrand

"Why thank you, Monsieur, it's nice to see you think of me still. I'm sure you had the date saved in your no doubt busy calendar."

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Wait, Murat is your friend?!

"The King of Naples is a worthy young man, whom I had the honor of plotting for helping a few times."

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If you know everyone's secret, then tell me, where is my father? And is it true that he is still searching for a market that sells milk?

"It is a sad truth, my young friend, that some men are not fit to be fathers. They run away from their responsibilities like cowards and leave behind a family that should have been their everything. If you feel lonely, dear child, do not hesitate to come by and play with my own dear children."

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H-Hello, Minister of Police…

- @frencheaglet bowing

Good morning. Thank you for trying to help my husband.

- @carolinemurat

"Good morning Your Majesties both, what an honor it is to have you in my humble abode. There is no need to thank me for anything, I was merely doing what was right for France..."

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So, about that fling with Charlotte…

"What about it?"

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Mon cher ami! I didn't know you were here too and thankfully, I would say: being around all of these anarchists, sho don't appreciate my talent, was making me uncomfortable...*swallows, looking around*

Would you mind if I invite you to dinner at my place tomorrow evening?

- L. Carnot 🌹

Very kind of you, Carnot, very kind. I will be glad to attend. It's good to be among people you can trust, isn't it?

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You should know better than to hope he is even able to shut up, @lazarecarnot. This man would keep talking through a mouthful of sand.

*slaps citizen Robespierre's forehead*

Assaulting a fellow citizen and representative of the people is never tolerated! The Revolutionary Tribunal has been notified!

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Fuck marry kill

talleyrand sieyes a clone of yourself

"Well, I was going to answer differently, but I've seen how some people mentioned here answered in a similar game, so I now know where I stand. Kill Talleyrand, this way we are equals, then. Um. Congress with Sieyès, I suppose, and then marrying the clone so I can keep a close eye on him. I wouldn't trust him at all."

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did you have a situationship w charlote robespierre

"We had a nice friendship that unfortunately did not progress the way we once wish it would."

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GIVE ME THE NAME OF YOUR CHILDREN!!

"Certainement ! Nièvre, Joseph-Liberté, Armand, Athanase and Joséphine-Ludmille. All wonderful children who are the pride and joy of their father."

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Is the snake your fursona

...

"Nooooo."

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"Well, I suppose this ought to be settled democratically!"

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"Oh! Thank you, that is most kind."

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what would you do if you are suddendly jumped by a collot in the wild

"Get him away from me some way or another. Every time we get together something happens."

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Things just got more interesting.

Ah vous êtes là ! Admirez ce que cela fait d'être accueilli en la demeure d'un hôte irréprochable.

My name is Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord, prince of Bénévent (I have a shitload of other titles but we don't care, let's get to the point).

Welcome to the sacred temple of the art de vivre à la française, of the cuisine d'excellence and of all kinds of debauchery. I used to be a bishop, call me for unforgettable marriage, divorce and burial festivities (not baptisms, I kinda get bored)(not confessions either, I don't care about your problems). I don’t know how to manage my immense fortune and I have to sell my library from time to time, subscribe to my vinted account so you don’t miss anything.

k, bye xx

((Hi, the creator speaking here ! This account is run by @wazili, only for entertainment purposes. I roleplay in English and in French and I'm fine with NSFW. I'm part of @cadmusfly's amazing Napoleonic RP community))

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Reblog if you have ever felt personally victimized by Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord.