serpentineskull

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My boyfriend is making me despair. All he needs to do right now is brush his teeth. All he will do is dance. I don't know how to help him at this point. He can boogie his teeth to oblivion.

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The triangle goes so fucking hard in 'Carmen Suite No. 1: 5. Les toréadors'!

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Worldbuilding is such a good form of escapism. The constant shitty spin of the world stops- just for a minute- when you're trying to price and name magic fruit or, plotting out a black market in potions.

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I've not opened any of my presents however, I think: doctor who being back in the hands of Russel T ; all I could have possibly asked for.

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Ok, but if we ever end up living in GTA V, I'm winning. Living in real life on the other hand... Maybe not. Why did I spend that much money on a game when I was 13? I don't care though because, most of y'all don't have garages full of virtual sports cars :p :p

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It's the fact that as a kid I thought humans will always endure. How funny. How comical. We are a blight on the universe. Fuck.

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I'm one breakdown away from either an artistic breakthrough or, a total life collapse. I really hope it's the art one.

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'Over and Over' by 'Hot Chip' is just sidhcbchdjendb. It's got too much power. Who gave it the permission to just fucking hijack my mind and take it for a fucking ride? It goes surprisingly well with a morning fag.

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Why is doctor who series 10 soooo good? Every time I go back there is something new to look at and learn. Also: Bill, Nardole and Missy with Capaldi; best TARDIS team dynamic. Most people who hated it are some combination of ignorant and intolerant.

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This is on point. Terminology use is all about context. Understand what you're saying - make sure it's nice.

If you think that an agender person who was AFAB and an agender person who was AMAB are two separate genders then I inherently don't trust you about trans issues.

Someone's genitals or AGAB does not determine their gender, and I find it concerning how many people seem to forget this when it comes to non-binary people.

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One of my tonsils stings to shit. FUCK.

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Understimulated. Overstimulated. You're being boring. You need to stop trying to impress others. You're being selfish. I wish you would open up more....

When I'm on my period and breaking down, like right now, my subconscious psyche becomes taken over by a fucking 12 yo.

I'm too critical of myself. IM OVERTHINKING. fuck. !!!

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When your period has sucked the life out of you: a rip from the funny vase, take that's 'shine' and a bar of Cadbury's fruit and nut will table the turns. Shit makes me wanna nut. 10/10. Trust me, whilst you are satisfying the snarling, malicious, beast of brain chemistry with yummy, choccy-chemicals, you can fulfill the grasping haunts of the munchies using the high to combat bad mood. Fuck, I'm glad it's the weekend.

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Smoke 🍃, wank, psychoanalyse yourself, have an existential crisis, have a cup of tea. Repeat.

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I'm like Howell but, I eat the hearts of toxic, almost middle aged, men. This is a lie but, my ambition has got to be set somewhere.

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The last post was a lie I have no fucking motivation. TBF no motive = no crimes (and my shitposting would be criminal).

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Gonna start shitposting.