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This is so real

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@adelinejclose

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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hello, I’m sorry, and goodbye lmao (this was deadass all I could think abt when I saw how towa was living 😭)

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whether you say it's romantic or platonic, bartylus is a holy matrimony between two different flavours of Weird Little Freak and they're VERY important to eachother <3