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Jimmy Carter appreciation post.

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Do they not put down rock salt? Like are y’all just free ballin the snow?

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What a pleasant gentleman 🙄

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Hi! Yeah. Quick question.

WHERE THE FUCK WAS ALEX?!

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Yeah that fucking tracks

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alex ryan the loml

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Hozier is once again snubbed by the Grammys

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The only time my playlist is unshuffled is when De Shelby (Part 1) comes one. Listening to the ending without the transition into Part 2 is the equivalent of auditory edging.

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I couldn't have said it better myself.

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The banter before "Sweet Thing" is everything. I have no idea what little accent or voice Hozier was doing when he said "Let's see if we can still do it justice."

These two nerds.

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I know that the people on this app have matured because 10 years ago someone would have written Jack Antonoff/Joe Alwyn enemies to lovers fics.

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I'm just going to leave this here, because this woman said what I've been trying to articulate for ages much more effectively and succinctly than I've been able to

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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping