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Hozier is once again snubbed by the Grammys

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The only time my playlist is unshuffled is when De Shelby (Part 1) comes one. Listening to the ending without the transition into Part 2 is the equivalent of auditory edging.

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I couldn't have said it better myself.

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The banter before "Sweet Thing" is everything. I have no idea what little accent or voice Hozier was doing when he said "Let's see if we can still do it justice."

These two nerds.

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I know that the people on this app have matured because 10 years ago someone would have written Jack Antonoff/Joe Alwyn enemies to lovers fics.

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I'm just going to leave this here, because this woman said what I've been trying to articulate for ages much more effectively and succinctly than I've been able to

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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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Yeah if you’re paying 16K for a bottle of wine that’s on you.

oh that’s hilarious. free them.

no harm no foul

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Sometimes I question if I still want to go into journalism and then I see the top article and realize I NEED to

Once again, reality won't let The Onion remain as satire.

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The answer is almost always yes

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weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

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My sister born in 2000 turned 24 yesterday and said “I won’t REALLY feel old until I’m 30” meanwhile I’m sitting there, a 30 year old. 😬😂

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

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You motherfuckers yes I hate Kamala too but when she is announced to be the Democratic candidate we are all going to shoot fireworks and go to the goddamn polls

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“If you CHOOSE to stay in one of those evacuation areas-” we need to have public transportation running out of evacuation zones and free public storm shelters before you can say bullshit like that. we need to have free wheelchair ramp instillation on homes. we need to have free out of state pet boarding facilities. we need public infrastructure for the people in flood zones since these hurricanes are only getting worse and they are not going to stop.