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i just learned crystal meth isn’t actually made out of crystals, i intended to sell it all to jewelers for a higher price but man now idk what to do with all this meth
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IMPORTANT!
It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!
Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!
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“Gunman’s pistol was loaded with more than 200 rounds of ammo”

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Me getting up in the morning like
Hittin’ the keyboard like
Friends comin’ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
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once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches
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It’s kind of sketchy that some toothpastes are “Dentist-recommended” even though Dentists make money off people having bad teeth.
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