hey. consolidated my accounts and blogs today, so i'm gonna stop posting here. you can find my new account at @aoifereal feel free to give it a follow
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hey. consolidated my accounts and blogs today, so i'm gonna stop posting here. you can find my new account at @aoifereal feel free to give it a follow
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hey. consolidated my accounts and blogs today, so i'm gonna stop posting here. you can find my new account at @aoifereal feel free to give it a follow
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My girlfriend has started calling me a pilot fish and getting very giggly when I give her lots of small kisses. She knows how to encourage me to give her more kisses.
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you and me in bed and im covering you in kisses until you're giggling and warm
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why are islamic dietary restrictions so unbelievably stupid
It's not so bad, for example, it's halal to eat your mom's pussy
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yes babe you look gnc af can we go grocery shopping now
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i thought dino sprinkles were an ad and i didn't know it was you reblogging it, i would just report it every time. that may have been why you got shadow banned sorry
I'm not even mad this is the funniest ask I have ever received
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walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying "i can't. it's locked" out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist
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the insult of cars nowadays is they dont even look cool theyre just polluting the earth and dont even look fuckable while doing it. maybe thats not the right word
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My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go
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so I read Gideon the Ninth
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You ever think about how Farigiraf is the same height as Arceus?
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