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That’s fresh as hell!

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Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

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i just remembered the Best tracer discourse thing i ever saw someone say

“what’s next a disabled character??”

like friend,

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honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

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Kittens!

…and their Mother

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i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism

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me: sees a picture of two rocks next to each other also me: @’s my significant other

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my personal fav anxiety is “i’m in the wrong place” anxiety that isn’t alleviated until u see someone that u know should also be in the same place as u

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the best running theme of Phoenix Wright is that he 100% just rolls with whatever relationship other people decide to have with him. His only girlfriend basically just walked up to him and said “you. we’re dating now and you love me very much” and he was like “yeah okay, lemme know if you have a sweater I can wear to really drive the point home.” The Fey sisters basically grabbed him and said “I guess you’re our brother now” and he was like “yeah sure do you have any family drama I could get involved in?” Even Trucy just sorta told him “hey you’re my dad” and he was like “Mm. Guess I’d better get a job, huh.”

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Many sources talk about how sustained eye contact is an aggressive gesture for housecats, and that’s true as far as it goes, but I think there’s a widespread misunderstanding about what “aggressive” means in this context.

When it comes to animal behaviour, an aggressive gesture doesn’t necessarily mean “I want to fight you” - it just means “I am trying to provoke a response from you”. The expected response might be violent, or it might not be.

The upshot is that if your cat is staring you steadily in the eye, it doesn’t necessarily mean “fight me”. In all likelihood, mostly it means “feed me”.

(Other possibilities include “follow me”, “play with me”, and “something is wrong, but I’m not going to tell you what - you have to guess“.)

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everything has changed….that was a cosmic shift….we’ve left the dark timeline y'all i can feel it

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nintendo shows high society millenials playing the Switch in spacious uptown lofts meanwhile I dropped my DS onto ketchup on a paper plate and licked it clean

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When Ron, frustrated with studying for NEWTs and with Hermione’s anxious sixth-year nagging, explains to her what reading is like for him, Hermione’s breath catches. “Ron, you’re dyslexic,” she says, softly, and instantly regrets every snide comment she’s ever made towards his study habits. 

Soon, by asking around, Hermione amasses a list of spells for Ron to try - some stilling the page, some changing the font of books for easy reading, some going after Ron’s temporal lobe directly. 

These help, a little, but not as much as knowing there’s a word for why reading is so hard for him. That it’s normal, that he’s not stupid, and that Hermione suddenly helps instead of criticizes, looks for solutions rather than complains, praises instead of gloats. 

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Allura for Black Lion 2k17

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every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

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When to say "that's rough buddy"

2008: my first girlfriend turned into the moon

2017: the only time gems call me Rose Quartz is when they’re about to kidnap me or beat me up