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my cat after i come home and immediately pick him up and swing him around calling him a fat little baby

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the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days

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When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it

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my best OC is Brad Wayne, Bruce’s illegitimate biological child via a totally normal woman he had a fling with when he was younger and didn’t stay in touch with

Brad grew up a totally normal kid, went to college, joined a frat, and decided to get in touch with Bruce, who now has an awkward situation on his hands

now the other Batkids have to deal with fucking Brad Wayne, whose normalacy is absolutely insufferable... he tells Dick to try yoga and suggests that Tim will sleep better if he gets more exercise... Bruce goes out of town and Brad decides it’s time to throw a house party with his frat friends

he’s so good

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via Luke's Instagram story. 9th September 2019

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Ashton standing with his hands folded unfazed while surrounded by a group of people clutching their stomachs and gagging over blood is such a strange energy I never thought I’d see.

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i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

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Harry in 2011

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Sounds Live, Feels Live | Holmdel | 07/10/16 {credit}

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Pantone edits;

↳ FUTURE HEARTS // all time low (insp.)

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I believe you. After everything we’ve been through, I believe you.

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i think sometimes trauma survivors fall into this place where it’s very hard to believe that anything that happened to you was that bad. and the only proof you have that it was that bad is that you’re suffering. and so healing can be really scary and difficult because it means giving up the only tangible evidence you have that you were traumatized in the first place 

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me: sees a tall white boy me @ myself: youre better than this

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happy luke + rose gold for @lukes2k16

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bathtub / the front bottoms