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unholyrxse:

obitusisms:

❝ Don’t you ‘DAD’ me young lady.         How am I supposed to explain this boy got burned, he keeps telling his parents         he saw YOU summon a flame in your hand. Do you know what I’m gonna have         to do to convince that kids mother it was just a lighter, much less the school!         Don’t say things like that Ida, hes got another fourteen years left, then the kids         dying at a college party.❞

“Cooooome on, dad. Just say that I had a lighter! I do happen to carry one around actually. I can show them proof! Honestly it would’ve been easier killing him sooner, right?”

❝ Excuse me Dem?         I can and I will say stuff like that about him. He grabbed         me and nearly bashed my head in against the fuckin’ locker.         How do you expect me not to say shit like that? I at least         hope that when he does die he dies slow and painful, maybe         by getting run over because his drunken mind is too damn         foggy to register a car in front of him. Hmph. ❞

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lalunecore:

septemisms did the follow thing

“If you come a bit closer I won’t be so hungry.”

❝ Sorry I’m not           going to be feeding you today lass. ❞

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unholyrxse:

“—Look, his clothes weren’t singed too bad.          I promise I didn’t burn his skin, dad.”

❝ I think even         if his skin was burned he would have deserved it.         He would have deserved burning in the pits of hell. ❞

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   ❝ I owned every second that this world COULD give              I saw so many places, the things that I did            With every b r o k e n bone, I swear I lived. ❞

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obitusisms:

❝ Yeah, well..How about      you try telling that to the next time I got to make a      house call. I’d get some really weird conversations if      I looked like that.❞ Shaking his head, Demetrius made       a face. ❝ You better tell me if its anything serious, I’d       rather not have you show up on my TO-DO list later. ❞

❝ I highly doubt         you would. They'd look at you and be like 'man         I never thought death was such a cool dude'         'cause you'll have a tan n' shit. ❞ For a split second, he felt bad knowing full well that he had lied to him. It wasn't like it mattered at this exact moment though so it was okay. At least it was for now. The smaller gave a snort at him, smirking. ❝ Pshhh, like I'd end up on that list. Pluh-ease Dem, Sins don't die remember? ❞

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unholyrxse:

“ I was just gonna tell you that I picked you up something while shopping today, but I guess you don’t want it. “

❝ Alright. Fiiiiine. Never       said I didn't want it, jus' thought you were       gonna pick on me like you always do. So       what did you get me? ❞

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obitusisms:

❝ YOU REALIZE WHO I AM,       correct? Last time I checked death isn’t as tan       like some sort of over-baked Barbie. Doctors?      Did everything turn out okay? ❞

❝ Hey just because       you're death doesn't mean you need to       look so dead. Live a little. You're missing       so much by being cooped up in there. ❞       The man paused for a moment to kind of       shrug. ❝ Yeah I think it was pretty good. ❞

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lannasroleplaymemes:

Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!

“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”

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                    ❝ LIFE is but a BEAUTIFUL LIE                                            &                      DEATH is the PAINFUL TRUTH. ❞

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                                            “ ‘cause darling, I’m a nightmare                                                 dressed like a d a y d r e a m. “

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obitusisms:

❝ I WAS writing a new piece of music…      Yet here I am outside in the rather..h o t       weather. What are you doing out this early?❞

❝ Get over it,       you need a little bit of sun every once in       awhile. You're so pale. As for me, I was       just getting back from a doctor's appointment. ❞

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obitusisms:

❝DONT GET used to it—       I’m only out here because someone      got her phone taken again..❞

❝ Why am I       not surprised. Ida is a handful. Though       I gotta say seeing you outside is a nice       change of pace. I like it. ❞

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obitusisms​

❝It isn’t often       that I actually see you outside Dem.❞

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unholyrxse

❝ I’m not in         the mood to hear it right now lass.❞

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