when the tiger gets you too good 😔😤💦💦👏👌
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Ancient Greek guy: *dreams*
Ancient Greek guy: oh SHITTTT I’m an oracle?? I’m a fucking oracle?? Oh shitttttt I’m an oracle
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Henry VIII choosing his next wife (c. 1540)
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Sorry I can’t come over my tarot cards said no
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let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY
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bro, dont worry about it, just fall in love with me, itll be epic
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jeff blim: * exists*
starkid fandom: beff blim
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“Do you have any special skills?”
I can turn a simple task into a month long cycle of procrastination and disappointment
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Someone managed to break the codes of the Zodiac Killer
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CRAAAPHOLE
Yeah that’s me
I’m seven
And I’m male
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The Lovers of Valdaro, discovered by archaeologists at a tomb in San Giorgio near Mantua, Italy. The couple have been holding one another for 6,000 years.
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honestly i think most girls these days feel this deep restless emptiness inside them because no one has access to a field or meadow anymore. you can’t run out of the kitchen with a scarf around your head until you find the nearest empty pasture with hay blowing gently in the wind and just lay in the grass for a long time and listen to the wind until whatever is terrible and hard has passed and you remember that you are made of earth and you will be earth again and then you pick a handful of queen anne’s lace and walk home. girls don’t have empty fields to run to anymore and somewhere deep inside they know that they are missing something vital, and they spend their lives looking for it.
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seeing people my own age get shit done should be inspiring but it’s actually so depressing
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Susanna and the Elders, Restored (Left)
Susanna and the Elders, Restored with X-ray (Right)
Kathleen Gilje, 1998
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2017: dumb bitch
2018: sad bitch
2019: bad bitch
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