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“Don Quixote” @ 2023 GDA – 230107 

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wen junhui - 17.12.2022 weibo live

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— happy birthday to our angel <3

from adore u to now, he’s grown so much. here’s to an even better future.

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HAPPY JEONGHAN DAY ♡ 951004 #1004DayWithJeonghan

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@ anon, dis u and me?

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jeonghan and green (cr., cr.) | for @seungkwan-s -> requested by @lenteur | valentines asks

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junhui ✧ fallen, misfit, lost

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Hehe I’m excited for the movie

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he's just so pretty and floofy

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with summer almost here, oh my! is about to re-enter my top songs

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I have realized lately that, my problem with Jeonghan (as a lesbian myself) is not his long hair or soft looks in general, but rather the fact that he looks like a hot lesbian CEO half the time; which, frankly, has me fucked up.

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Guess who’s birthday it is?

🌟He’s a very very pretty boy,

🌟And actually a huge thot

🌟Aesthetic since birth,

🌟Is very pretty next to flowers.

🌟 A playful child

Am I talking about Taehyung or Joshua?

BOTH

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Seventeen as shit my professors have said.

S.coups: My students are like my children, I care for you and I want you to succeed and get good grades; however, I don’t care for you enough for horsey-rides or anything.

Jeonghan: Actually, I’m so good looking that a past student wrote me a 7 page love poem, single spaced.

Joshua: While I completely understand and respect where you’re coming from, you can’t cite “Jesus” in your paper.

Jun: You know, I’ve had 5 students email me to complement my ass, but I still don’t know if I’m a decent professor or not.

Hoshi: There are very nice and exact measuring devices you can buy for this procedure, but we’re at a community college so we’re going to be using Styrofoam cups.

Wonwoo: Now, allow me to play you the very accurate theme song of the year. *Proceeds to play Life is Shit, by The Dead Milkmen*

Woozi: *Tries to climb on top of a podium to fix the projector*If I fall and die you all get F’s.

DK: Blessed are the horse gamblers.

Mingyu: You guys should have been here on Tuesday, I took the lid off of the reaction too soon and blew up the front half of the lab.

The8: Our lab has its own exit, so if the building catches fire we can leave unharmed while everyone else burns.

Seungkwan: Oh no…It seems I’ve just sucked a fish through the filtration system, what have I done.

Vernon: If anyone in the U.S. ran a campaign ad where they killed a dragon and had laser eyes I’d instantly vote for them.

Dino: Come on, this equation isn’t so bad, it’s not like it’s rocket sci-…Oh…well actually it is. My bad.

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Joshua: [says y’all]

Seventeen: wtf

Vernon: he’s speaking caucasian