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For those wondering about the Ao3 Author’s curse, let me show you all of my recorded instances of it happening to me.
One instance happened literally two months after I made my account and that was before I had started using notes—one of my friends got hit and killed by a car on Halloween—so for the naysayers out there, I just want you to know my luck was never this bad until I made my account. Too late now. I’ll keep writing I guess.
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I’m gonna write a fic where Captain Goddamn America runs for president because he’s sick of Trump’s shit and I’m gonna make Steve’s theme song “All the Way (I Believe in Steve)” AND HES GONNA WIN. Because eff you that’s why.
#ao3 fanfic#the avengers#captain america#marvel#stucky#politics#election 2024#fuck trump#for those wondering why this is tagged Stucky it’s because they’re a power couple and I want Bucky as first man
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I regret this greatly my teeth now hurt.
My late night motivation includes (but is not limited to) putting in my retainer for the first time in years because my teeth aren’t as straight as they used to be
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No it’s the fact that both of you tied 💀
@facts-i-just-made-up
They're a good lesson in fact checking the bare minimum (looking at least at the blog name)
@hasgavlebockenburneddownyet
What's more happy holiday cheer than cheering on the destruction of a giant straw goat?
The birds may have won 2023, but I believe in humanity's capability for arson for 2024 <3
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My late night motivation includes (but is not limited to) putting in my retainer for the first time in years because my teeth aren’t as straight as they used to be
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Priest: Did you see who stole the holy annointing oil?
Me: *glistening innocently* No, father.
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Same but also ouch
I wish it didn't bother me.
I pretend it doesn't
I lie to myself.
I wish I could ignore the pit it creates.
I pretend I can.
I lie to myself.
I wish I could move on.
I pretend I am.
I lie to myself.
I wish I was still important.
I wish I could pretend I am.
I wish I could lie to myself.
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What if Donald Davenport and Tony Stark interacted.
Think about it for a minute.
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I want to read a fic where Stucky is friends with Albert Einstein and they all make it to the future to cause problems together. Is that too much to ask? I know somebody did something similar but instead it was Stucky and Hamilton. I want Einstein. Give Einstein his turn in the light.
#stucky#marvel#captain america#the avengers#steve rogers#bucky barnes#albert einstein#ww2#ao3 fanfic#ao3 prompt#please#crack fic#somebody please take this idea and run with it
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I love how people are actually voting for the howling commandos one. I didn’t expect you guys to be hanging around. This is great. I love all of you.
Tumblr help me decide something. I need to work on my fics but I can’t ✨decide✨ so I’m gonna show each of you excerpts and a small blurb so you can vote for me :)
1. League of Villains / Marvel Avengers crossover where they get rehabilitated:
2. Voltron: Legendary Defender / Marvel Avengers crossover where they help defeat Zarkon.
3. Marvel Avengers time travel AU where the Howling Commandoes are stuck in the future for a bit
4. Modern Bucky/Captain America Steve Stucky fic where Steve makes a very awkward assumption and they very awkwardly fall in love
5. The follow-up fic to my Stucky soulmate AU oneshot “Born Too Late” (under Sento_Writes_Stuff on Ao3 if you’re curious. No pressure)
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This is such a dad joke
The biggest Blizzard ever recorded covered 18 states and 700 miles across. The Dairy Queen that made it has since gone out of business.
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as somebody born after 2004 I gotta say even I don’t have the same problem you do. The words did nothing to wrong, OP. Just read them. It’s easier that way.
i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words
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Tumblr help me decide something. I need to work on my fics but I can’t ✨decide✨ so I’m gonna show each of you excerpts and a small blurb so you can vote for me :)
1. League of Villains / Marvel Avengers crossover where they get rehabilitated:
2. Voltron: Legendary Defender / Marvel Avengers crossover where they help defeat Zarkon.
3. Marvel Avengers time travel AU where the Howling Commandoes are stuck in the future for a bit
4. Modern Bucky/Captain America Steve Stucky fic where Steve makes a very awkward assumption and they very awkwardly fall in love
5. The follow-up fic to my Stucky soulmate AU oneshot “Born Too Late” (under Sento_Writes_Stuff on Ao3 if you’re curious. No pressure)
#bnha#mha#boku no hero acedamia#stucky#marvel#the avengers#captain america#shrunkyclunks#soulmates#soulmate au#time travel#time travel au#tumblr polls#poll time#pls help#league of villains#voltron#voltron legendary defender#klance#dabihawks#fic stuff#fic poll#ao3 fanfic#ao3#ao3 writer#archive of our own#writers on tumblr#writers indecisiveness#please i’m so bored
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Who’s gonna help me write my resume if I don’t have a friend that writes transformers smut 👁️
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