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The difference between tumblr and facebook is pretty obvious because I got each of these from one of the sites and we all know which is which

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My best friend does not approve of my very honest and extremely courteous driving message.

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There is no world where I wouldn’t fall for this. Every fiber in my stomach calls out for cheese stronger than the fibers of my brain could ever instinctually scream for survival. The mere minuscule chance that I could acquire the cheese without triggering the trap and sealing my confined fate will always be enough to push me forward.

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I’m tired of dating apps so I am now in a hellish polycule with all of tumblr.

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The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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Ghost bugs

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