sensicalabsurdities
absurd! makes no sense! (you'll do it?) of course.
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sensicalabsurdities · 16 hours ago
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Sure, you know how to self-flagellate, but do you know how to apologize? Saying "I'm a stupid idiot" is not the same thing as saying "I did something wrong."
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sensicalabsurdities · 16 hours ago
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‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬
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sensicalabsurdities · 19 hours ago
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ok last thing. but what people fundamentally need to get through their heads is the significance of gaza fundraisers not being the same as like mutual aid when you're helping someone get groceries, because it is a genocide. there is insane deliberate scarcity and prices are unmanageable, because there is nowhere nearly enough for everyone, so only people who can pay can eat. and what positioning individual fundraisers as the only course of action does is quite simply give a tiny percentage of random people whose fundraisers take off the ability to pay those prices while thousands of others can't. and every one of those thousands of people without a fundraiser is suffering through the same inconceivably horrific reality. it is giving a few completely desperate people out of hundreds of thousands a slightly more favorable position in a horrific war economy of imposed scarcity. and what grassroots community kitchens do is try to mitigate in some small way that inconceivable hierarchy of who can pay and who can't, by stretching ingredients as far as they can last to cook meals at large scale and give them out at no cost. and obviously people are still going to send money to their friends and families because this is hell what else are we supposed to do but please just think about that before promoting endless individual fundraisers as somehow the most ethical way to help
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sensicalabsurdities · 19 hours ago
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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sensicalabsurdities · 19 hours ago
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They are now calling for a boycott of all Starbucks stores for December 20th to December 24th.
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sensicalabsurdities · 2 days ago
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sensicalabsurdities · 2 days ago
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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived
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sensicalabsurdities · 3 days ago
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my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:
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sensicalabsurdities · 3 days ago
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not putting my face on this site in case the fae try to steal it but I am proud of this beadwork
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sensicalabsurdities · 3 days ago
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openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’
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sensicalabsurdities · 3 days ago
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Two-piece silk evening gown
c. 1865-1869
pink and white silk brocade evening gown made in Paris, France in the 1860s
Minnesota Historical Society
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sensicalabsurdities · 3 days ago
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I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years
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sensicalabsurdities · 3 days ago
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(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*
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sensicalabsurdities · 3 days ago
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honestly its funny when really long standing fandom is starved of new content, because people start dissecting the source material in really specific ways. not in analytic way, because that was done long ago, but like in "desperately using microscope to try find very last scraps of meat" kind of way.
what i mean is that at some point i saw lotr gif set that was like "frodo + looking to left"
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sensicalabsurdities · 4 days ago
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"My mistake was in thinking that you had any integrity," I hissed, before realizing that that was far too badass a line to be said to a snapped hairtie.
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sensicalabsurdities · 4 days ago
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kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'
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