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demi: we connected then because we just saw something in each other maybe it was through spirituality or maybe it was just our hearts i don’t know -

miley: or maybe we were just gay as fuck

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Dont give them permission!

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how come gays don’t have jobs it’s always “wyd” during the middle of the fucking day like no w Y d

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imagine being this rich and petty 😂😂

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I am about to walk into a new season of my life filled with

abundance. financial security. new career. + benefits + salary increase joy. love. peace. confidence. purpose. spiritual growth. change. new opportunities. traveling. knowledge. reciprocity. creativity. passion.

Claiming it as if it’s already mine.

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I’ve never seen you so happy.

To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before (2018)

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when you get put in jail for trading broadway bootlegs

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kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

“oh my gosh. look at her heart!”

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“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

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Everytime a Florida Man is arrested, the spirit of Florida leaves his body and possesses another.

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azealia listening to elon musk talk about teslas in his mansion while he’s shitfaced on acid

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Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

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‘To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before’ and ‘Love, Simon’ are The teen Romcoms we need but don’t deserve. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.