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Being able to see Vivec from Seyday Neen did this to me.

Something slightly sad: After the technology finally reached the point where you could play Morrowind without the close loading fog, and realizing how tiny Red Mountain really was.

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Artistic rendering of me getting to the bathroom after holding it in for 3 hours.

the protomolecule’s haunting space jellyfish structure embarking on its maiden voyage.  #same amos. same.

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#motivational

URBEK HOPE THIS BOOK BRING READER JOY AND CONFIDENCE TO PURSUE DREAMS OF SMASHING FOR FUN AND PROFIT. WHEN URBEK FIRST START SMASHING HE WAS JUST TINY, FLIMSY CHILD CHIPPING ROCK FOR TUMNOSH CLAN. URBEK HAD SETBACKS LEARNING TO SMASH MANY THINGS, ESPECIALLY PAPER. NOW URBEK SUCCESSFUL ENTREPRENEUR WITH GROWING WORDSMASHING BUSINESS. NEVER LET TOUGHNESS OF SMASHING SMASH YOU DOWN. WHEN SMASHING GET TOUGH, SMASH TOUGHER.

–Excerpt from ART OF SMASHING VOL. 1 HARDBOUND EDITION

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Current mood.

“I don’t know you, and I don’t care to know you.”

–Ulrich Leland

“Get out of my way before I have you slapped in irons.”

–Also Ulrich Leland

“You better hope I never get out of here.”

–Ulrich Leland, after being imprisoned for his crimes

“Remorse? Ha!”

–Also Ulrich Leland while in prison

“Come to gloat eh? Well you’ll get no apology from me!”

–Ulrich Leland, again while imprisoned

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Every assignment I've ever done.

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.

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Louder for the people in the back 🗣🗣

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I've found that having your third coffee by 9:30am really helps keep your heart racing as the rest of you gives up and fades into oblivion anyway.

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anonymous requested→  #same energy

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An oldie but a goodie

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[wife drops me off at moominvalley]

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Fun with neural networks.

Once, I encountered the funny story of an AI image descriptor with a sheep obsession. It had been trained on pictures of fields of sheep. Therefore, it tagged anything in a field as 'sheep', including an empty field, because they work on statistical probability. Therefore, it thinks "ah, a field! there's probably a sheep here." (It's a bit more complicated but basically that.) It also couldn't recognise sheep in places that weren't fields, such as petrol stations or barns. [cont]

Now, the alarming aspect of this story is that the very same technology is probably what tumblr is using to identify porn. Now, if it can’t tell that an empty field is not, in fact, full of sheep, what hope do we have that it can’t tell an empty room isn’t full of writing human forms engaged in passionate coitus?

this really does sound like an episode of black mirror

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Coexistence

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Bold claims in lizard people Fandom.

Argonians 👏 should 👏 not 👏 have 👏 titties