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‘enough to break the ice, tonbo-kun!’

tfw he remembers Jiroutachi never told him how much a polar bear weighs….

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@demonforgeddragonfly

            oh no. he’s too sweet. 

            ❝ah--!❞ and he laughed softly. ❝you’re too much.❞

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For the next five questions my muse can not tell a lie.

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❝ What’s all the fuss about? ❞

｢大剣 ｣

          ❝i'mreally not sure; aruji-san has been babbling about beads for a weeknow--❞a passive shrug communicated the disinterest on what was going on ashe tipped the sake dish to his lips again. the length of his body wasstretched out along the engawa as the night sky was alight withglittering stars, and his reflection in the liquid cradled in hishand was of more grand importance than whatever the saniwa wasrambling about beadsfor.

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» NAME: Jiroutachi » AGE: really, really, really old. » BIRTHDAY: unknown » SPECIES: Oodachi (Toudan) » GENDER: Male » SEX: Male » ORIENTATION: Pansexual » PROFESSION: Drunkard, probably.

PHYSICAL ASPECTS » HAIR: Black » EYES: Gold » SKIN: Fair » HEIGHT:  190 cm / 74 in

FAMILY » SIBLINGS: Taroutachi » PARENTS: -- » GRANDPARENTS: -- » OTHER RELATIVES:  -- » ANY PETS?: --

» ABILITIES: Extremely high alcohol tolerance.

» HOBBIES: Drinking. And making other people uncomfortable.

TRAITS

—— POSITIVE ——

strong, loyal, outgoing, friendly

——- NEGATIVE ——-

heavy drinker, obnoxious, loud, disorderly

LIKES

» COLORS: purple, pink » SMELLS: flowers, sake » FOOD: sweets » DRINK: sake » ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES?: sake

OTHER DETAILS » SMOKES?: no » DRUGS?: no » DRIVERS LICENSE?: no » EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: no

Tagging @jitsuyosei @hinomotogou

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movie starters [1]

                ( QUENTIN TARANTINO ) ( KILL BILL VOL.1 ) ( WARNING: NSFW THEMES )

“Revenge is never a straight line. It’s a forest, And like a forest it’s easy to lose your way —To get lost. To forget where you came in.”

“That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die. “

“Do you find me sadistic?”

“I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic.”

“The price you pay for bringing this up is… I collect your fucking head.”

“I didn’t think so.”

“I am finished doing what I swore an oath to God years ago to never do again.”

“If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.”

“It was not my intention to do this in front of you.”

“So I suppose it’s a little late for an apology?”

“I need to know if you’re going to start any more shit.”

“It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.”

“Look. I know I fucked you over. I fucked you over bad. I wish to God I hadn’t, but I did. You have every right to want to get even.”

“Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in your way, even if that be Lord God himself.”

“When do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?”

“You didn’t think it was gonna be that easy, did you?”

“I have vermin to kill.”

“Do you want to screw me?”

“Will you keep your voice down?”

“I don’t owe you shit!”

“Come on home, honey.”

“I didn’t say “sell me”, I said “give me”. “

“Why should I help you?”

“How did you find me?”

“Bullshit!”

“When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only does God exist, you’re doing His will.”

“Burn in hell! I’ll tell you nothing!”

“I am going to ask you questions. And every time you don’t give me answers, I’m going to cut something off.”

“I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn’t suggest I don’t respect you.”

“Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you.”

“This is definitely the work of professionals — a sure and steady hand did this.”

“This is the work of a salty dog. You can tell by the cleanliness of the carnage.”

“You stay right where you are!”

“You and I have unfinished business.”

“Shut up! Do you know what would happen if they heard you?”

“Please — Please forgive my betrayal.”

“No more of that.”

“You call that begging? You can beg better than that.”

“Take a good look at my face. Look at my eyes. Do I look familiar?”

“Oh great. I don’t care.”

“I know I don’t deserve your mercy or your forgiveness.”

“What is the meaning of this outburst?”

“And what exactly are we celebrating?”

“Have you gone mad? I will not tolerate this!”

“Apologize!”

“We meet there around two-thirty in the morning dressed all in black.”

“How about tonight?”

“You can stop right there.”

“Look, if I could go back in a machine, I would. But I can’t.”

“All I can tell you is that I’m a different person now.”

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One word sentence starters

"Fine"

"No"

"Yes"

"How?"

"Maybe"

"Where?"

"Amazing"

"What"

"Great"

"Why?"

"Stop!"

"Run!"

"Correct"

"Right"

"Jump!"

"Which?"

"Duck!"

"When"

"Dick"

"Bitch"

"Wonderful"

"Beautiful"

"Charming"

"Jerk"

"Don't!"

"Please"

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Archer sentence starters - relationships + angst

"I'm sure you had a good reason to lie to me so... can't WAIT to hear what it was."

"(S)he'll never forgive me,____ my life is ruined!!"

"You... You set this up! Just to drive me and ____ apart!!"

"I am a product of my upbringing,____!!"

"No, no! That is a /breach of trust/, ____!"

"So... I must be having a stroke because we actually AGREE on something."

"Are you an idiot? Or do you just think I am??"

"Oh and what about /my/ happiness? --Well??"

"Do not speak to me like a child,_____!! I hate it when you do that!!"

"Oh my GOD. This is about you and me, right?"

"And I drove her/him right into his/her arms!!"

"Oh MY god, get over yourself!"

"I /am/ over me, but apparently; You're not!"

"Wait, so you're kickin' me out of my own house??"

"Oh? Okay, then. I guess just POUT."

"Seriously?? You cheated on me with _____??"

"I am done. He/she is dead to me."

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ooc.

i made a tarou theme but im not gonna use it

anyone want a theme

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"I hate all of these costumes."

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          ❝it'sa silly western custom, i think~❞spokethe male as he accented his eyes with the black kohl even furtherthan they usually were. his skin was paler, lighter than it wasnaturally, his hair was pinned up in a more elaborate means thannormal. his body was draped still in elaborate silks and prints, butit seemed even moreelaborate—

          ❝lightenup and have some fun~❞

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GAME HERE

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｢ 大剣 ｣

          ❝kyaha~ it was so bad it was cute, tonbo-kun~❞ and the oodachi grinned a bit more, hand propping up his chin. ❝you'd be a pepper, 'cause i bet you could spice up someone's night.❞ and a wink.

@senbonzakvra           (ctd x) 

      “Well, it’s true! You’re pretty cute and cucumbers can be long slender-”

       “Ah. You know… never mind. You’re right. It was horrible.”

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jiroutachi tested and approved.

like for an amazing and wonderful and 100% hilarious Tonbo Joke ™ in your ask

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Did you hear about the three holes in the ground filled with water? No? Well, well, well...

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          ❝wait,i don't...❞ ablink, a pause—❝...! kyaha,i get it!❞

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Ah, do you have a bandage...? I think I scraped my knee falling for you.

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          ❝see,that one's pretty cute!❞

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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!

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          ❝--ahahah!that has got the be theworst linei have ever heard.❞

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｢ 大剣 ｣

          the taste of bitter sake on his lips. the memory of that slightly unshaven face against his. the fact he could feel the laborious breath of the yari against his lips caused them to curl up: and oh, when he glanced down and saw the crimson, his crimson makeup having left subtle dabs on those cracked, dried lips. so unlike one another were their physical visages, but perhaps that was what drew him to the yari. that, and a liberal helping of sake. what with drinking happening as drinking does, was it truly expected the true would not form some inkling of closeness?

          painted nails gripped against to fabric and a chuckle came from those lips. gold eyes shifted rapidly up once more to look at those ephemeral hues—they changed color; he noticed that—as a slender body failed to belie the unspoken promise of personal space. those eyes cut themselves down and back up again, those flirtatious little glances—

          ❝you didn't seem to be a patient man, niho-kun~❞ came that voice before the pallid, lank frame edged itself playfully away. oh, he was teasing now. ❝i might be too drunk later, you know.❞

Once they both released their lips from the kiss, he could feel his breathing getting slightly heavier. Perhaps it was because he was so immersed with the primal desire that consumed every fiber of his being. The human form that he’s bestowed with was a great blessing. The exact same chance wouldn’t come twice if he were to be in the shape of his original form. There’s a slight tint of red left upon his lips, and the sensation of the alluring scent of cherry blossoms was still lingering inside his nostrils. 

“Oya, oya, you’re very bold, aren’t you, Jirou-chan?” It was hard for him to resist such bold words spoken with a very sweet, alluring tune. “But someone that’s honest and confident like you… is my type.” A sly smirk graced his lips, with one hand holding to the other’s chin. “You know, it’s afternoon… Shouldn’t we wait until at least… it’s late?”