selftaughtbuddhist

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writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!

me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers

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2004 was such an iconic year in film. We had Mean Girls, Princess Diaries 2, Ella Enchanted, 13 Going On 30, A Cinderella Story, The Incredibles, Shrek 2, Prisoner of Azkaban, Spiderman 2, Napoleon Dynamite, White Chicks. Like 2004 really Did That™

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in this essay i won’t

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me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

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how to determine the gender of my nipples

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just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

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Still cuts of the Bohemian Rhapsody

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the worst character death in hp was my respect for rowling

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“I understood myself only after I destroyed myself. And only in the process of fixing myself, did I know who I really was.” - Sade Andria Zabala (via quotemadness)

via @quotemadness

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harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i’m so excited!!

harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

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I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

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“I, myself, am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.” ― Augusten Burroughs

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x

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y’all need therapy. not girlfriends

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sometimes ross is the perfect example of a meninist