self-proclaimed-artist
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self-proclaimed-artist 13 days ago
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TODAY IS HALLOWEEN 馃巸馃巸馃巸馃巸馃巸
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
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self-proclaimed-artist 13 days ago
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God I hate being in non-global fandoms
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self-proclaimed-artist 17 days ago
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Subway station air just built different
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self-proclaimed-artist 18 days ago
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Do you ever want to freak people out and do that by tripping and getting up like you're a skin walker aligning your body and snapping all parts into place
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self-proclaimed-artist 24 days ago
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Some news article messed up and released an article about the productivity of each generation with the title "X-Men versus boomers. How productive is each generation?" And now I have this mental image of wolverine beating up a grandma
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self-proclaimed-artist 26 days ago
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Dear bus driver who came near the bus stop, didn't open the doors, and drove away: I will find you and cause you pain. You sold your soul to the devil and he sent me to reap.
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self-proclaimed-artist 30 days ago
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The proot charging chart
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self-proclaimed-artist 1 month ago
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Got back from a concert based on Chinese mythology and on one hand it absolutely proves there is no "too much smoke machines" because they absolutely went ham AND cheese with it but on the other hand half of the story about the ten suns was literally the golden ravens eating a comically large lollipop
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self-proclaimed-artist 1 month ago
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TV show idea:
Two gay lovers doing crimes in Soviet Russia to overthrow Stalin because they found Lenin's will
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