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The X-Files + Scully’s Darkness Falls Jacket

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“I miss my wife tails.”

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No matter the universe, there's always his cheeky head tilt

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>be me, 23 >workin at the wood mill >hitting on general store woman, attempt #482 >unsuccessful, damn >traveler comes through town, oh wow another wood elf cool >"hey man do you mind giving this letter to a girl i like. yeah haha its kind of dumb i know. there's just this guy that she's into and he's such an asshole i don't even know why she's into him but i guess that's how stacies are hahaha-" >traveler wordlessly takes letter and disappears for ten minutes >okaythen >traveler reappears and tells me to come with him for an indeterminate amount of time and potentially die on the road >soundsgoodbro >traveler forgoes well marked dirt road and drags us up mountain >moves exclusively by jumping straight up the cliff face >almost die four times from bandits inhabiting decrepit ruin >traveler says nothing and hides behind walls while i slowly shoot down each person trying to kill us >i would die for this man >walk inside literal tomb >traveler flame spells last bandit >"oh thanks man i didn't see that.. guy..." >traveler is chewing on that guy's tibia >??? >wtf.jpeg >"faendal. it's time to learn the error of your ways." >???????? guys am i gonna die? time sensitive

I’m attempting to do a Skyrim run being a very strictly green pact devout wood elf and it’s harder than you’d think because you need to do a quest and get an item in order to do cannibalism in this game

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SILCO in ARCANE Season 2 Ep. 7: 'Pretend Like It's The First Time'

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I need this trans diva in league of legends now

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she does love a spectacle, huh? 

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maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome

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cloud phases follow me on twitter / instagram / shop / buy a wallpaper or leave a tip

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

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I'm back (for a while)

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