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Normalize not giving x reader lesbian stories an ex boyfriend plz

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what perfume do you think modern ellie would use? 🤨

personally…

i think she’d use cologne? 👀

anyways,

ellie would probably be FORCED to go and buy cologne and pick up the object closest to her and go, “this will do.” and i strongly believe the cologne would be dior sauvage elixir. if you don’t know how it smells just trust me when i say it’s just so so so so good.

don’t get me wrong I’VE HEARD the allegations of ellie being musty…😐 and i do believe she’s musty af in the game, but if we’re talking modern!ellie, i think she’d be fresh. (at least let me be delusional)

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MARGOT ROBBIE and KATE MCKINNON Bombshell (2019) dir. Jay Roach

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will the heterosexuals receive your blessings of Fruit as well?

You Get Nothing

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Idk why but villains with standards will always be the funniest thing to me. like you'll get someone who will take absolute pleasure in doing the most vile things but paying their minions less than minimum wage? how dare you insult their honor. there'll be a guy who just loves terrorizing people but if you say something sexist about his sidekick he'll punch you in the throat and step aside with glee to let her pummel you. villains who are like "murder is fine generally but if you're a homophobe then I'll tie you to a boulder and catapult you into the ocean". Idk there's just something innately hilarious about a villain who is very definitively bad, like extremely morally reprehensible, but like there are just certain things that even they won't stoop to, thereby implying that those who do are worse

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Thank you little gay people in my phone

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As a fic writer, i need every reader to know that:

I don’t care if your comment is coherent. I know what you mean and i love you

I don’t care if you ramble. I read every word and i love you

I don’t care if you leave a comment on a fic from four years ago or leave comments/kudos on like ten of my fics in one go. This isn’t IG, pls stalk my AO3. I love you

I don’t care if you mention the same thing in your comment that four other people have already mentioned. It’s actually really useful to know what resonated with people and I love everyone who takes the time to tell me they liked a particular turn of phrase

I don’t mind if your comment is super long or just a couple of sentences, i love them all

I love you

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“sorry im just feeling weird today” little do they know i have been feeling weird since 2006