Icon: @wolfsifi on twitter. Lyla he/she lesbian 25 and the worst person you've ever met
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I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude
I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either
Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.
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hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead
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we all need to appreciate the generosity of citrus trees..
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can we ask about ur family's curse
according to my great grandma it was cast on her grandma by a neighbor with the evil eye - "your daughters will marry their fathers and your sons will become them"
which is really just a fancy way of describing the cycle of abuse and therefore worked very well, generally going into effect before the kid in question turned 21
so my matrilineal family tree winds up a fractured, miserable mess, lots of young marriages and parents falling apart generation after generation, serial toxic marriages with generations of kids scattered across the whole state in foster homes - very nasty stuff
until it gets to me (firstborn in my generation of cousins) and by the time im twenty one i am 1. both daughter and son and neither 2. extremely aspec and queer
which apparently this neighbor did not conceive of when casting her eye and seems to have simply error messaged the curse into oblivion. no one born after me has had this problem. all their romantic relationships are loving (though i would never claim them perfect) and their children adored. fairytale loopholed so hard the damn thing disintegrated. its the funniest magic story i have lmao
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did you know they started printing contrasting words on either side of sweettarts? like bold and calm, local and gobal, head and heart? i did not, so you can imagine how startled i was to look down while eating my discount candy and see this:
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in order to be a trans girl you just have to be a girl
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i have a tinyy bootleg vaporeon and its of my favorite items especially bc of his dumb squished face , summoned in blender now!
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On November 14, 1960, Six-year-old Ruby Bridges walked into William Frantz Elementary School in New Orleans, Louisiana, becoming the first Black student to attend the previously all-white school. Accompanied by federal marshals and taunted by angry crowds. Ruby became a symbol of the #CivilRights movement #desegregation
Six years old. Amazing courage.
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i am so pretty and then i take a picture and it’s not the same but i believe my eyes because technology is evil
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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any
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Item: in the 1950s research was starting to suggest smoking cigarettes might be bad for you, so one company beefed up their filter with asbestos
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