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BREAKING NEWS:

Internet sensation Hawk Twah has just been struck by a rapid aging ray

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this pic from my biology textbook is way funnier than it needs to be

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me: *starts cutting up strawberries*

fruit fly that literally didn't exist a second ago:

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obsessed with how working with middle schoolers is how they're all soooo cool and everything is sooooo lame but the second you introduce a stuffed animal as a new student who "doesn't know anything about math and wants to learn but is too scared to do it alone" one of them says it's a girl, calls her Baby T, this spreads as fact until everyone is using the same name, and even though Baby T lives in the math classroom they convinced me to take her with us to the park because she is a student

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those amigara fault guys don't tell you this but you can actually just go back in the way you came and get untangled lickety split

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Mammals in their den after the asteroid hit

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jimi hendrix reacts to... his cheesecak...

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not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

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THIS SET UP?

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none of us are mentally prepared for how profoundly the elder scrolls vi and fallout 5 are gonna suck ass

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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

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Dystopian setting: in the far future, humans have traveled the Galaxy and made peaceful contact with dozens of other sapient species -- but not one of them, in any aspect of their culture or biology, makes a good allegory for an identity group found in early 21st century American society.

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Tf you mean people don’t keep their bedroom windows open for long amounts of time? You ACTUALY close it at night?? Dude.. I haven’t closed my window since give or take a bit around the start of spring.. and even as im freezing my bone off I refuse to close it completely - I NEED the circulating air. Do inform me.. is it actually common practice to close your window at night?