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Tf you mean people don’t keep their bedroom windows open for long amounts of time? You ACTUALY close it at night?? Dude.. I haven’t closed my window since give or take a bit around the start of spring.. and even as im freezing my bone off I refuse to close it completely - I NEED the circulating air. Do inform me.. is it actually common practice to close your window at night?

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ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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average aging Tumblr adult active here since 2014 when they scroll past werewolf boyfriend posts in the year of our lord 2024

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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

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imagine your friend asking if she can invite her girlfriend to the groupchat, but when she joins, you notice her griffith avatar and have to recontextualise your friend's guts avatar

how do you even navigate that

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Also the good guy is already halfway through a marriage to some other woman

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

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this fucking thing could be the next sexyman.

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getting older and looking at ur own ocs like okay i know i said you were like 16-19 when i made you at 13 but no fucking way. youre 25 now

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Ok so. I have a question. If there was a full glass of human blood in front of you, and the was absolutely no health risk to drinking it, like, that's not ever a factor, how much of it do you think you would drink? Because I would at least take one solid gulp.