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Muggle London

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So like, I know Alan Rickman was the perfect Severus Snape, but lately it hasn’t left my mind the fact that he was supposed to be in his very early thirties when we first meet him. So I used Artbreeder to make this-

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WHOMST is he looking at I wonder....

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*Dumbledore after he barges into Snape's office* : Severus! It's terrible, Harry just-

Snape:

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When your husband tells a joke and it’s not even funny. 

Ah yes, back in my comfort zone, drawing old people. 

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Sninktober 28: Graveyard

How could I resist this bit of goth history?

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I think he wants a hug. (He doesn’t)

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Big ol' Severus Snape energy

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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untitled sketch

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60s&80s 

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Someone: so what do you do in your free time?

Me:

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Can yall believe Snape can fly unaided? wow. like, really, WOW. my boy’s so powerful

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It’s that time of the year when seasonal Harry Potter spreads very easily and I happened to catch it. 

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a drunken makeout, inspired by @deathdaydungeon‘s fanfic  A dealer, not a Death Eater

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