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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

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not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

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"Why do you want to be a boy when you're such a pretty girl?" Why do you want to play another game when you already beat the last one? You fucking casual

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Tying up an angel is difficult, aestheticly and practically. Those wings are not easy to bind without causing damage, and generally it doesn't end up looking that good anyway.

Nevertheless you must always try.

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i saw this image and thought you’d really like it. it reminded me of you

literally. this is it.

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Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

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Great work Tumblr

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i will... draw for fun... the things that..... bring me joy ...

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Thirteen years ago today, I captured a moment in Minecraft history that caused more viewer backlash than any other!

Mojang had just added endermen, who could at first pick up bedrock (which in my day was called adminium), and I captured proof!

However, this was almost immediately patched out, and everyone yelled at me for faking it with a texture pack.

Fun fact, this video is also the reason I no longer game with a wireless keyboard.

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not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

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Y'all remember that Miraidon motorcycle from the Toyota Engineering Society from a while back? Well, it's now come out that the battery that powers it is a sandwich.

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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

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Eddie and Steve. Steve and Bucky. Buck and Eddie. Ed and Stede. Shows need to start naming their characters like Mormons so we can tell them apart.

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Fellas, if your game has:

A Simple Style

An Emphasis on Building

Esoteric Crafting Recipes

A Leveling/Enchanting System

Traveling Through Different Dimensions

A Meta Narrative

And Frog Breeding

Then that's not your game, that's Homestuck

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I had a dream that I witnessed something so funny that I needed to draw a comic about it, but nobody in the dream wanted to have a look at the comic or read it. I don't remember anything else about the dream but I needed to draw the comic and show y'all what it was.