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Shit can't believe she made it

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1 more day Liza!

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2 days more liza!

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3 days

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5 days and Elizabeth will have survived 2020!

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SIX more days and Queen of England Elizabeth II will have survived 2020!

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wait how many days till the queen elizabeth II has survived 2020?

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9 days till the queen of england has survived 2020

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10 more days and the queen of england has survived 2020

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Google always says cancer so i didn't take it seriously, i just had this mental image of me wishing really hard it wasn't lice so i would look like i have cancer and it turned out to be actual cancer... it might be inflammatory skin something though and I should pour apple cider vinegar on so I'm gonna do that

A week ago the back of my head began to itch and i just hoped so much that it wasn't lice (i had them when i was very young and we decided to buzz cut me and i looked like a cancer child). Well i changed my pillows and got some dandruff shampoo and it was still itchy. I was about to embarrass myself at the pharmacy when my mum offered to look at my scalp, and she didn't find any lice - hooray - so i googled what it could be, and it said cancer

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A week ago the back of my head began to itch and i just hoped so much that it wasn't lice (i had them when i was very young and we decided to buzz cut me and i looked like a cancer child). Well i changed my pillows and got some dandruff shampoo and it was still itchy. I was about to embarrass myself at the pharmacy when my mum offered to look at my scalp, and she didn't find any lice - hooray - so i googled what it could be, and it said cancer

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This night in my dream I peed thrice and my bed was dry when I woke up... Means I'm an adult now

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I like my black friday shoes I'm gonna wave to strangers in them

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Like seriously everybody talking about how the school system is indoctrinating you and making us all conform and think the same way so I'm like heck yes let's go but now I gotta choose my own topics and shit on an exam that's 100 percent of my final score wtf this isn't what I signed up for man

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Jogging is a scam to normalize waving at strangers

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Damn i hate choose-your-own-topic exams... Just like please tell me what to write about I'm not a flipping idea brain person

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I don't know what I'm doing