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Haven't figured out a politic way to word this but before saying someone/thing "makes you uncomfortable" please ask yourself this important question: is it any of your fucking business

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you have to let yourself be nonhuman for a while. for your mental health.

this is a healthy coping mechanism i swear

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here ill write the only useful self-help post here in tumblr

the secret to being cool is learning to make others feel cool, especially including teens and 20-somethings, babyfurs, furries, crossdressers, age regressors, and other weirdos. if you feed validation to anyone who is under validated, theyll invariably think youre cool even if youre the cringiest bitch out there.

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something has gone deeply wrong when "focusing pragmatically on issues you can influence and working to make life better for yourself and your community" is considered an unserious distraction while "endlessly exposing yourself to media about distressing situations you can't control" is considered political engagement

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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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compilation of this type of post

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r/goth like "how do i dress goth as a male" goth men used to wear women's clothes and got bullied for being too feminine. Continue doing that

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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦

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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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Wunk regains the land

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So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.

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you have to outlive donald trump

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ok.