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*jokingly hits on you but means it 100%*
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*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier
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I haven't been in Tumblr in awhile, oops. But I was really feeling myself last night so here I am!
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at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents
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Ladies, save this for the next time you get an unwanted dick pic
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2015: hideo kojima is locked in konami’s basement and hates it there
2016: norman reedus is locked in hideo kojima’s basement and loves it there
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@prince-goldfish did you saw this?
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Oh
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The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game
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touch me HARDER
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