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[secretgovernmentemployee]

In case there wasn’t; perhaps I could fit the part? Besides, what’s an Anabiological Android but a Type of Clone? ((Anabionoid!Ward Philips Lovecraft Grayface))

“I don’t need more of you little brats to look after!”

[secretgovernmentemployee]

Was there ever a H.P. Lovecraft Clone @ Clone High? ((Anabionoid!Ward Philips Lovecraft Grayface))

“I don’t know!

There’s so many of you that I can’t keep track!”

[secretgovernmentemployee]

*decides to enroll into Clone High* ((Anabionoid!Ward Phillips Lovecraft Greyface))

“You can’t enroll at Clone High, you idiot!” 

[secretgovernmentemployee]

What are you doing right now?

“Grading papers.”

[secretgovernmentemployee]

Wow! You know that much about The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Colour me impressed!

“As you should be!”

[secretgovernmentemployee]

You’re not, eh? Well tell me more about This Leno Character, I feel invested.

[RECITES THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE WORD FOR WORD]

[secretgovernmentemployee]

I watch a little Teletoon After Dark when I’m done with another day at The Office, myself.

“I’m not familiar!” 

[secretgovernmentemployee]

You watch Jay Leno on The Tonight Show?

“Of course I do!

It’s a perfect way to close off a day of work!”

[secretgovernmentemployee]

Electricity, Lab Coat-ology, Ray Gun-inator.

“The electricity phenomenon would definitely make watching Leno more interesting, something akin to the outfit from Megamind, I already have a rival- Coronel Principal, and I’d make a machine to mass-produce robots.” 

[secretgovernmentemployee]

Tesla Coil, Beaker; Dr. Jekyll & Frankenstein.

“My “lair” is more of an office, if I could make a liquid that did anything, I would make on that could give me extra appendages, I have clones to experiment on for a reason, and I’ve already brought back the dead, so to speak.”

[secretgovernmentemployee]

“Why, thank you!”

Moral

“My goal is scientific innovation, not moral purity.

I do what I must.”

[secretgovernmentemployee]

What are your thoughts on number 2 pencils now? You seemed to be quite fond of them, but now after mr.butlertron's "slightly" negative reaction, do you still like them?

“I still think I should send that joke to Leno!

Still, anything relating to the PXJTs is a... /sensitive topic/ in our household.”

[secretgovernmentemployee]

inator!

“A machine that could instantly heal injuries!” 

[secretgovernmentemployee]

Moral

“My goal is scientific innovation, not moral purity.

I do what I must.”

[secretgovernmentemployee]

beaker!

“Something that would allow you to replicate yourself.

Imagine how much more I could get done!”

[secretgovernmentemployee]

Please, I’m begging you.

MAD SCIENCE ASK GAME!

Send one in to the person you reblog this from!

Beakers- if you could make a liquid that did anything what would it do?

Electricity- if every time you laughed lighting flashed behind you how would you use this to your advantage?

Dr jekyll- thoughts on self experimentation?

Frankenstein- what lengths would you go to to undo death and play god?

Lab coat- describe your ideal Mad Scienice Look!

Ray gun- describe your ideal arche nemesis!

-ology- what field do you mostly use, and how did you corrupt it?

Moral- did you start off with a Nobel goal or were you evil to beguine with? Some other combination? Perhaps you’re just a kooky scientist helping the good guys

Tesla coil- describe your evil lair/lab?

Humanity- are you fully human? Were you ever to start?

-inator- describe a machine you’d build and what it would do if money and skill weren’t objects

Randomizer!- the asker can send in a question of their own cause this is harder than I thought it would be lmao

[secretgovernmentemployee]

[He plucks Mr. B up, kissing his forehead.]