secret4themad

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tweets that did get a chuckle out of me

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sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

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I never pass up an opportunity to draw a biblically accurate angel

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is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

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I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body

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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

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i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

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i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]

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[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

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dude your poem fucking bit me

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people who say “I block for spam liking” like damn sorry that you hate joy. Every time someone goes through and likes 3829278 posts on my blog I’m filled with a love and power that you will never know and I pity you

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me opening and closing tumblr like it’s a fridge

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i can be trusted around beautiful men with long hair

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bones and all (2022 dir. luca guadagnino) + ethel cain lyrics (thoroughfare, western nights, house in nebraska, strangers, sun bleached flies) @mothercain

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top 10 normal behaviors to perform while feeling regular 

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shocked that i haven’t seen a post about this already but the way that “full body deodorant” is being pushed on us is so vile. that woman in the commercials being like “i’m a woman and i know how it feels to be ashamed of your body’s natural odors. that’s why i invented this shit to rub between your thighs so you, too, can feel ashamed of your body’s natural odors. unless you buy my product :)” die die die die kill yourself fuck you fuck you