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How do i explain to the tiktok ceo that i’d rather cut off my own hand than accept a tiktok under the control of the trump administration

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FYI iPhone users!

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i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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i hauve a cold

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alfred gave them the sheets

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i want to live (all origins)

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Sweet 💖

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Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

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Be careful when taking a bat from the street. You can never know its true identity

4k on twitter for details: https://x.com/skeptical_lynx/status/1792501942553297240?s=46&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA

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Astarion’s simple plan

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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

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hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

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AO3 is down due to a DDoS attack, meaning someone is purposely overwhelming the website with requests.

Do not refresh the website until they have confirmed that the site is back online. You’ll only send more requests and further overwhelm the site.

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Bro saved the world twice and you’re telling me there aren’t three gods who would write him a rec letter? I barely showed up to class my senior yr of hs and i still had teachers willing to write me rec letters

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Someone needs to draw the characters as this. Plz.

I'm screaming???

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We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?