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i want to live (all origins)

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Sweet 💖

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Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

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Be careful when taking a bat from the street. You can never know its true identity

4k on twitter for details: https://x.com/skeptical_lynx/status/1792501942553297240?s=46&t=EuBiJuFrpmM7JiLiuDbaCA

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Astarion’s simple plan

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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

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hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

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AO3 is down due to a DDoS attack, meaning someone is purposely overwhelming the website with requests.

Do not refresh the website until they have confirmed that the site is back online. You’ll only send more requests and further overwhelm the site.

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Bro saved the world twice and you’re telling me there aren’t three gods who would write him a rec letter? I barely showed up to class my senior yr of hs and i still had teachers willing to write me rec letters

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Someone needs to draw the characters as this. Plz.

I'm screaming???

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We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

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Why are we just now finding out that Chirp is a kenku? Is Squak also a kenku??? This makes so much sense- that’s why they keep echoing each other 😭

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The fact that Eggsy becomes a prince at the end of Kingsman 2 is so deeply funny to me. Imagine you’re like a criminal and then someone bursts in guns blazing and it’s Meghan Markle

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this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

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I have a desire to let people know that for my percy jackson homebrew DnD game i make all the players roll intelligence check if they want to read anything because theyre all dyslexic

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Incorrect Smosh Blog quotes

Inspired by this post!

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Damien: I do a lot of dumb stuff

Cherrie: And I witnessed the dumb stuff.

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Knife and Literally Anyone: fist fighting behind the counter.

Everyone else: can I get a waffle please? Can I please get a waffle??

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Lynn: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener” ?

Damien: Should I not have ?

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Damien: *sitting on the couch relaxing*

Cinna: *quietly walks in with a pride flag, starts eating it*

Damien: This is why Lynn doesn’t FUCKING love you !

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tags: @daddy-needs-his-munge, @thegaygermangamer, @knifeleakjr, @whatisasmosh

feel free to continue on !