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this is @jnny-g‘s fault

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Thinking about her again (Jenson Button pulling out a bowtie from his suit jacket pocket in the middle of his winner’s speech to tease Sebastian Vettel for not wearing a tie at the 2011 Autosport Awards)

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sometimes rpf is literally just the most logical conclusion

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they've kissed on the mouth. dude just trust me

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SEBSON LIVES

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“I’m special.” 

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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does anyone know how to get rid of this aching hole in my chest. please say sports rpf

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SUZUKA, JAPAN - SEPTEMBER 24: Jenson Button of Great Britain and McLaren Honda speaks next to Sebastian Vettel of Germany and Ferrari at a press conference during previews to the Formula One Grand Prix of Japan at Suzuka Circuit on September 24, 2015 in Suzuka. (Photo by Clive Mason/Getty Images)

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“Wow, that was hot!“ Button said in the post-race press conference and he wasn’t kidding, as he had burnt his left buttock during the race […] Whilst Button was talking Sebastian Vettel had reached over to consolingly rub Button’s shoulder and Jenson wasted no time in making Vettel turn red by saying, “I’ll get you stroking it (the buttock) later Sebastian, don’t worry.”

— bleacherreport Apr 27, 2009 (x)

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You have me recruited to this mission!

Got a few deadlines to meet the next couple of days but I definitely remember seeing either Seb's BMW or torro rosso paddock pass somewhere, I will dig it up.

I don't have it saved anywhere but *hopefully * I can find it again *prays to the tumblr lords*

- a sewis/sebson lol :)

anon we’re thrilled to have you on the team and helping with the quest for answers 🫡 please feel free to report back on any findings (or really anything sebson related. this is sebson dot tumblr dot com after all)

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Okay you have me invested into this Indian gp incident. *perhaps I should apologise for how obsessively I am about to analyse the gifset *

I get the mystery, the appeal. I get Jenson hiding the pass photo. What I don't get is why was seb hiding the photo!?! For all events and purposes he arrived first, is using his own card. He raised the suspicion when he hid his!

May I present the key (in my humble not-so-informed-on-sebson opinion) is why did Seb hide the photo? Option a) its actually seb who either left his card at jenson's room or something which Jenson used as his cheeky way to return it cause why carry two cards in his hand. And the card seb used was his old torro rosso backup???? (At this point I am questioning if I make sense and why am I so invested)

Wait oh nooo I forgot option B!! Ahhh I will get back to you on that. Jenson pranking seb and hiding his card? I realise all my theories revolve around seb being the one using the backup. Cause why else would he be hiding his own photo!?!? Damn I see why this is a whole lore.

Sucks you right in.

anon do not apologize because this is sebson dot tumblr dot com. we analyze sebson here. but yes, the mystery of the incident is very much the draw to it. once you start pulling on that string, you just keep going. much to unpack here.

my biggest questions, comments and concerns are about exactly what you brought up: why did seb cover up his picture when it is literally a picture of him? i mean come on let's fact it. jenson covering up seb's picture is a little confusing but no mystery there. he somehow gets the pass and when he goes to swipe it, it's obviously not him so he covers it up. if seb had jenson's pass and covered it up? same deal. all good fun but no real mystery. they swapped passes and off they go.

but, the name says sebastian vettel and the picture shows the man himself. why cover that up? it's also a very official picture of seb where as the pass that jenson scanned uses a somewhat less official pictures (that i even swear i've seen before) i don't know. i'm just saying that i agree. the mystery is in the fact that seb covered up his own ID picture.

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I am intrigued. What *is* the Indian gp paddock pass incident? Tell me tell me tell me please

- A sewis ready to be a sewis/sebson

in 2011 sebson was off the charts for unknown reasons. however, there is one event to rule them all: the 2011 indian gp paddock pass incident.

the gist is that these two show up early in the morning to the paddock and they swipe their paddock entry badges as one does. lo and behold there is a twist! seb swipes his badge. sebastian vettel's face pops up on the tiny screen and seb covers that. jenson swipes his badge. sebastian vettel's face pops up on the tiny screen and jenson covers that.

why? why is this the case? why does sebastian have two paddock passes? was this all some elaborate prank? if that's the case, why did both of them cover it up when they should've just gone "got ya!" towards the other? does sebastian lose his credentials that often that he needs two passes? if so, why does jenson have one of them? did jenson lose his credentials and needed to borrow one of sebastian's? if so, why (again) does sebastian have two passes? the picture of seb that appears when jenson swipes the badge looks like a younger sebastian. is that an old pass? if so, why is it still active? why is the incident erased from the internet (as far as i can tell) so that only gifsets and oral history remains? why did no one question this incident enough to get a documented interaction with said incident that would be immortal on the internet?

all of these questions and more remain connected to this incident. the best i can leave you with is that one day answers will be firm in history and confirmed by historians. but until then, this incident will remain mostly a mystery as to how it started and how it unfolded.

i leave you with a gifset. see the incident for yourself.