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mostly i do god knows what

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why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well

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die girlies reading this 🥰

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I would be unstoppable if not for the problems

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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

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Cannibalism as a metaphor for I Was Hungry

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what are three thousand things you associate with me

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saw someone say "an 11-year-old isn't even supposed to know what sex is and if you do something horrible must be happening to you and you need to get out of there" like can we be for real for a moment. have some people honest to god never heard 11-year-olds making sex jokes in their life

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Elon is recruiting randos from Twitter to compete for the chance to work themselves to death figuring out how to take away your welfare.

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My bacteria means I like it.