sebastiansmythenyc

[sebastiansmythenyc]

Listen up The Peacock Room is hosting it’s first (and soon to be annual) dinner and drag holiday party! Cover includes dinner, cash bar and drag show for anyone 18+ followed by a night of dancing you’ll be sure to forget so come on down and meet the love of your life on the dance floor and don’t be afraid to break up twenty minuets after you’ve met because we’ve got plenty to keep you busy all night!

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It’s not worth drinking without the brandy.

Less than 10 days before Christmas and chugging along with holiday plans. Meaning Quinn is making eggnog tonight and lots of it. Will the brandy actually make it into the mixture? It’s truly anyone’s guess. 

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asherclarington‌:

I can’t tell if you’re mocking me or not, but I’ll take it.

You should be advised I’m always mocking everyone.

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ladyqbray‌:

Something tells me you’ll push through it, Sebthollomew. 

Oh I’m sorry I didn’t realize I had changed my name.

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ladyqbray‌:

Are we lying now?

Me? Sebastian Smythe? Lie? Never! I’m offended Ms Fabray. 

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ladyqbray‌:

Downright adorable. 

I hate you.

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asherclarington‌:

…Oh. See, none of my guesses were right. Told you I suck at them.

They were very interesting guesses though, handsome.

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jesshevans‌:

Maybe the one you think is the hottest one isn’t the one I think is the hottest twin.

Then you would be very wrong. 

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allcns‌:

I’m looking forward to NYE in New York. Last year I missed all the fun.

Now that’s a great night you’re going to love it. Where were you hiding last new years?

[sebastiansmythenyc]

The only thing worthwhile about the holidays are the peppermint cocktails and New Years Eve. 

The holidays are approaching and I feel… nothing. I watched four Hallmark Christmas Movie Originals about some big city girl going home to Small Town, USA to save various businesses (all while rekindling a romance with her former lover and/or childhood friend), hoping it would spark something, but nope. Nothing!

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shadesofgreysmythe‌:

Well that’s awfully embarrassing for you ain’t it. Because I wanna do it pantsless and that didn’t turn out well last time so. Am I allowed to drink pantsless in your bar and watch Bob’s Burgers?

Embarrassing that you, of all people, are my brother. You cannot drink pantsless in my bar, and there will definitely be no stupid cartoons. 

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ladyqbray‌:

And here I was - thinking that you liked getting your hands dirty. 

But I guess I can appreciate a man who delegates. Especially if that man has a face like yours. You’re lucky you’re so pretty. 

Certian types of dirty yes. Honey if you don’t delegate you’re doing it wrong. Not pretty, hot or gorgeous are fine though. 

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jesshevans‌:

That is not a helpful distinction. 

It’s the only one that matters.

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text ⇄ sebastian

Blake: How have you not figured that out already?

Blake: I love chaos.

Seb: Yes yes I know queen of chaos and all that.

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asherclarington‌:

Shit, I don’t know, dude. Do you teach yoga? Own a massage parlor? 

Something tells me I should just take a wild guess and assume you meant something sexual, though. Would I be off base with that? 

Those two options sound a whole lot like doing too much for other people. I actually own a bar come night club in Chelsea. 

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ladyqbray‌:

Ridiculous. Can’t even be bothered to come do it yourself. 

Whatever happened to chivalry? 

Chivalry is all well and good until I have to get my hands dirty, then it’s called delegation. 

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text ⇄ sebastian

Grey: am i interested in free drinks? does a bear shit in the woods?

Grey: is she cute which one is she?

Seb: Grey you're disgusting.

Seb: Blake but hands off.