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james: words ending in 'ie' just sounds adorable 😊 *thinking about reggie*

pandora: yeah! like cutie, sweetie, cookie

regulus: die

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Sally: Cmon. If Annabeth jumped off a cliff would you? Percy: Percy: Actually,- Sally: YOU DID NOT- Percy: Funny story…

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*james and regulus kissing*

Sirius who just enters the room: James are you- WHAT THE FUCK?! You do know that incest is illegal??

James: but we are not even related

Sirius: so you are telling me that we are not brothers anymore?

Regulus: wh- what?

Sirius: you both are my brothers

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James and Regulus watching the Barbie movie in the cinema, then ‘What was I made for?’ starts playing. As soon as the lyric “I’m sad again, don’t tell my boyfriend, it’s not what he’s made for” sounds through the movie theatre, James leans over and whispers in Regulus’ ear,

“It’s exactly what I’m made for.”

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Sirius: REGULUS BLACK!!!

Regulus: -oh shit

Sirius [storming in dragging James by the ear]: how the FUCK did James find out about me and the girl on the beach

Regulus [laughing hysterically]: what the one who asked if you wanted to go on a date and you threw a starfish at?!!

James [crying holding in laughter]: ….I messaged her…. She se- she sent him a howler

Regulus [straight cackling]: BRILLIANT!!!

Sirius [steam coming out ears]: WHY DID YOU TELL HIM!!?!?!

Regulus: what- I didn’t tell him!

Sirius: oh yeah? then who did?

[cut to a montage of the following]

Regulus: okay well, I told Remus

Remus: so naturally I had to tell lily

lily: oh come on Mary needed to know-

Mary: so I told Marlene

Marlene: and I tell Dorcas everything

Dorcas: I only told Pandora

Pandora: so that night I knew I had to tell Barty

Barty: I only told Evan

Evan: I swear to god Pete asked

Peter: ….shit was I not supposed to tell James

[cut to Sirius]

Sirius: THATS YOUR SECRET KEEPER?!?!!!

…..you bitches are so gonna die…

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Jily vs Jegulus

Jily…

Lily: I hate you.

James: I can change that

Jegulus…

Regulus: I hate you

James: oh do you now?

Jily…

Lily: oh dear god… I love you

James: told you so

Jegulus…

Regulus: oh dear god… I love you

James: we’ve been married for three years?!?

Both are good. Both are valid. Both are unique. Stop hating on people for shipping a gay couple. It’s giving homophobia.

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Regulus (in a moment of softeness): I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

James : I wake up at 4:30 AM every day for Quidditch practice

Regulus: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Crying is also fun

Join the marauders fandom they said. It'll be fun they said. I AM DROWNING IN MY OWN TEARS DAILY.

(this is targeted. you know who you are)

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i am not responsible for the person i become when i see a marauders reference in public

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FUCK FASCISTS FUCK NAZIS FUCK JKR FUCK FASCISTS FUCK NAZIS FUCK JKR FUCK FASCISTS FUCK NAZIS FUCK JKR FUCK FASCISTS FUCK NAZIS FUCK JKR FUCK FASCISTS FUCK NAZIS FUCK JKR.

ITS A FICTIONAL SHIP. FICTIONAL.

STOP ATTACKING PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY LIKE A FUCKING SHIP. WERE TALKING ABOUT DEAD WIZARDS WHO DONT EXIST WRITTEN BY A PIECE OF SHIT TERF.

LET PEOPLE BE HAPPY. HOW ON EARTH DOES IT HARM YOU FOR PEOPLE TO SHIP JEGULUS OR JILY OR PRONGSFOOT OR WOLFSTAR OR ANY OF THE SHIPS.

YOU'RE ALL SO UPSET THAT PEOPLE MAKE THAT BITCH'S CHARACTERS GAY OR TRANS OR WHATEVER BECAUSE GOD FORBID WE FEEL REPRESENTED BY THE CHARACTERS WE LIKE.

seriously get a life.

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Remus: I hate to disagree with you, but—

James: Oh please.

Sirius: You love disagreeing with us.

Remus: Well. I wasn’t the one who said it.

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They’re are a ten but stole their personality from a dead gay wizard

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they’re a ten but no matter what song you play they start crying over how it relates to these random dead gay wizards from the 70s

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R.I.P Sirius black you would have loved monster high

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Rip James Potter, you would’ve loved Sofia the First

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james: how do you tell someone 'you're very stupid' politely?

remus: wisdom has been chasing you but you have always been faster.

sirius: OI!

sirius: that's what you said to me yesterday!

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The first time Regulus kissed James they were rudely interrupted, by an annoying beeping sound.

Regulus did try to ignore the sound but he had to stop when James suddenly took his hands from Regulus’s waist and hid them behind his back.

“James what’s happening” Regulus looked behind James’s broad shoulders.

“Nothing” James answered shaking his head accompanied with the same annoying beeping sound.

Regulus raised his eyebrow and with one swift motion grabbed James’s arm. James looked at him defeated and quickly put his hand in front.

“It’s my watch, okay?” he answered looking a little embarrassed, “the sound is to let me know when my heart rate is too elevated when I work out” he continued red creeping up his cheeks.

“The heart rate..” Regulus mumbled while examining the watch on James’s wrist, playful smirk appearing in the place of his pursed lips full of confusion.

He quickly pecked James’s lips, slowly moved from his lips to his jaw, while glancing at the watch on his wrist start with the sound of beeping again.

Look of embarrassment, torture and excessive blushing were covering James’s face when Regulus looked at him and giggled. His giggle turned into a full blown, head thrown, beautiful laugh as the sound of the beeping from the watch became so loud and so quick it could surely be heard from down the hall.

James, his watch and his heartbeat were in serious trouble surrounded by the most beautiful sounds of Reggie’s laugh.

this is based on a twitter post screenshot (which I can find anymore) i saw like months ago but can’t stop thinking about cause it’s just so so cute