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dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

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Fuck it

10 notes and I drink water everyday

20 notes and I eat 3 meals a day even if it means being late for school in the morning

50 notes and I take on of those gender test things to see if I’m non-binary

100 notes and I try and get at least 6 hours of sleep a night

200 notes and I start writing the fic again

500 notes and I’ll eat less unhealthy food

2000 notes and I’ll ask go on a walk every day

5000 notes and I’ll read homestuck

10,000 notes and I’ll start learning how to draw

15,000 notes and I’ll ask my mum if I can go to therapy (please no)

20,000 and I’ll ask my crush out (please no again)

Only three reblogs per person pls

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Otherkin Discord Coven

Hey all! Just wanted to advertise the new Coven Discord!

This discord is specifically for Vampires, Vampire Familiars, Ghosts, Undead, Werewolves (+ other weres), Demons, Angels, and Dragons. These are the specific groups this discord is made for. We feel like these kins are underrepresented and we would just like to make a community for these kins!

I know its a little cringe that I'm advertising a discord server but I would really like to have a nice community for these kins.

In this server we are also a practicing witch/vampire coven and we'd like to include the above listed kins into our group. We host talks, classes, tips, streams, movie nights, vcs, and game nights. We have pluralkit and tupperbox for systems as well. Nontraumagenic systems are not welcome (sorry). This is a safe space please no drama.

I would really appreciate it if you join! There is a verification process so please don't just join and do nothing T-T. Can't wait to see you all there!

https://disboard.org/server/1198392187101118474

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ain't gonna lie i cried

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kicked out of another chess club for repeatedly sneaking my new piece 'the warlock' onto the board

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I'm in a pinch and between jobs so I'm seeling some adopts I got a while back. All are being sold for the exact amount I got them for. Pls help me I need gas to get to my classes. They are made by beetlebumdraws (found on Instagram), pandamygdala (found on deviantart), and monoyagi (also Instagram).

The prices are what they are because I bought them at this price and I value art and artists like they should be. I'm really hoping someone can help me out I really need some buffer.

I'll link my toy house with each picture.

Monoyagi pieces (2 characters, four piece of art): $160 https://toyhou.se/21285080.2characters-for-sale

Beetlebumdraws piece (1 reference sheet): $155 https://toyhou.se/22741104.for-sale

Pandamygdala piece (reference sheet): $60

https://toyhou.se/21257963.for-sale

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Percy: I just don’t get it. Who would ever try to eat a stapler of all things?

Jason, mildly defensive: I really don’t think it’s that strange. Staplers are one of the most likely stationery items to try and eat I think.

Nico, amused: How’d you figure?

Jason: Well, first there’s paper, obviously -

Leo, nodding: Obviously.

Jason: That’s got to be the easiest to physically eat. It’s just not very good, goes all mulchy, you know?

Percy, pinching his nose: So what I’m hearing is, you’ve eaten your fair share of paper too?

Jason, ignoring him: Then you’ve got erasers. I think that’s the most obvious choice right? Who hasn’t thought about chewing through one of those bad boys? Got to be the one a kid would go for first right? It’s got give, it’s chewy, you can physically get through it with a little commitment.

Nico, still laughing: Did you used to confuse your pencil case with your lunch box at school or something?

Jason, on a roll now: And obviously you wouldn’t eat scissors -

Leo snorting, playing along: Heavens no. What do you take me for?

Jason, nodding: Right, because they’d be too hard. No kid is gonna be able to actually bite into it, and they’re too obviously stabby! And pencils, well they’re good for the first chew but then just taste like sawdust which is gross.

Jason, emphatically: But a stapler - that’s got give! So you can gnaw on it a bit just like a rubber.

Jason, sagely: But of course, when it gets pushed in, that’s when the staple gets you. It’s the snack that bites back.

Percy, throwing his hands up: It’s not a snack!

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Percy Jackson, we've been expecting you.

First look at Percy Jackson releasing December 20 on Disney+

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“Percy hadn’t considered that—duh—people in Italy spoke Italian, while he did not.”

“Next discovery: The Italians used euros, and Percy didn’t have any.”

Percy, my favorite dumbass. 🥰

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I graduated high school in 99.

There was a student at our school named Wayne.

Wayne was gay. It was obvious. He was unable to stay in the closet even if he wanted to. To make matters worse, he was also Black. From a bullying standpoint, that was not a great combo. Both Black and white students made fun of him relentlessly. He was ostracized from the only community that may have given him protection. Only us theater kids stuck up for him, but not to significant effect.

Wayne was bullied so much that at one point he finally snapped and attacked his bullies with a lunch tray. I was actually seated in perfect line of sight and just sat there chewing my soggy fries in stunned silence. It didn't even seem real as I was witnessing it. The image of him wailing on his main bully as the food on his tray flew off is permanently logged into my long term memory.

The bully he attacked had blood all over his face and went straight to the nurse. Other than superficial cuts, he was not injured.

Before the attack, Wayne went to teachers for help. He went to guidance counselors for help. He went to the principals for help.

He did all of the things you were supposed to do. No one helped him. They wagged a finger at the bullies and warned them to stop.

Wayne's lunch tray melee was the only thing that worked. His bullies stayed far away from him. But a week later Wayne was expelled and the bullies were given no punishment.

So... no.

No one in my school talked about being trans.

Because the only way to survive being openly queer was to bash people with a lunch tray.

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i saw some thread on xitter with some dude asking why drag queens "want to be around children so much" re: story hours and all the replies were either predictably disgusting or very defensive but not a single goddamn one of them answered the question so i will help in case anyone ever asks you this incredibly stupid question: they are clowns!! drag queens are just clowns!! they put on extremely silly makeup and huge wigs and bright clothes and do over-the-top performances that make people laugh and smile and sometimes cry. that is the definition of a clown. they like to perform for children because they are a type of clown and children are great audiences and it is not any deeper than that. god damn.

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(Before they got together) percy, looking up from a book: how do you kiss someone platonically? annabeth : like this (walks over and kisses him on the lips) percy : oh, ok. (goes back to his book) grover, watching them: w h a t t h e f u c k

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Annabeth: I had a dream I got arrested for tax evasion.

Annabeth: which is weird because I don't even pay taxes.

Percy: Wise girl, that is tax evasion-

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Percy: That's ridiculous. Annabeth doesn't have a crush on me!

Charlie: Yes she does.

Grover: Yes she does.

Annabeth: Yes I do.

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The way that Percy and Annabeth look at each other is the same way that rose and the doctor look at each other.