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99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.

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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

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so true

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just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw

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* for the non USians, jelly in this case refers to a soft, sweet spread that is like jam but is made from juice instead of pieces of fruit

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do not go gentle into that good night

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not only should abortion be free i think they should let you pick out a toy like at the dentist

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In Prince's funky name, amen.

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Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

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Oh hey it happened again

Here ya go, champs

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ah yeah, the boop siblings back at it again

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In the last 72 hours...

The Asshole won the election. Southern California is dealing with a wildfire x and at least 43 monkeys have escaped a research lab in South Carolina x.

I'm not saying someone is playing Jumanji again, but I'm also not not saying it.