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Next time you make a grilled cheese sandwich, instead of cooking it in butter, try inventing a special glue that lets you walk up and down any surface
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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(
oh yeah its SO dead.
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Umbrellas for sheep is the cutest update I’ve ever seen. Would you play this game?
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Have you already met that Armenian woman with hazel / black deep eyes like peers into the heart, tempting curvy shape, proud and clever, captivated by her mysterious charm unknown to you?
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Hi Mr Gaiman, I'm currently writing an essay for uni regarding the works of Mr Terry Pratchett, and I was wondering if I could have your perspective of him as an author? Or just Mr Pratchett in general since you two have co-wrote together.
If you see this, any help would be greatly appreciated 🙏 .
Also, I hope you have a nice day :)
Here's my perspective on Terry. I hope it helps.
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Dr. Maggie Osa
(my greatest dream come true)
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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
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Elon Musk's Twitter and Twitter Blue is so bad that even the diaper fetishists are coming out publically and be like "nope not our guy."
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Current living conditions: thigh high leather boots and cold canned alphagetti on the nightstand
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u drive your sword into a slimegirl up to the hilt and she just giggles and slaps you across the face
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