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on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography
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the thing is, sitting with your legs curled up underneath you is so so comfy. until it's not. and your feet and legs are numb and cramping. and this happens every time
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"a vague disclaimer is nobody's friend"
4x07 The Initiative
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turns out! when u spend time to knit the second sock. you finish the second sock. and then! you get a pair of socks. who knew!
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do you think kiki and bouba ever explored each other's bodies
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Have not talked to my brother in 8 years because he went down a sad alt-right pipeline but he just gifted me a yaoi game on Steam for Christmas?? lol
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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)
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"they're aroace, they probably wouldn't know what sex is!"
sit beside me. i'm gonna explain you the nine methods of bdsm, the 150 positions of sex, how different genders have sex, all in detail cause i grew up with a restricted internet access and i also discovered ao3 and wattpad at a young age and i can't function without fics ^^
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on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918
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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
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light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names
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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes
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