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Lord of the Flies in 4 pages.

From our workshop with Ed Piskor.

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get yourself a man who can do both 

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Six years ago today

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Rabastan: You said I could fucking DJ. Don’t go back on your word.

Severus: Oi, let him DJ. He’s part of my plan to seduce Lily.

Lucius: What’s he gonna do? Hold her down?

Severus: You know, I get breathless every time I think of her, and when I see her, my heart does little flips.

Rabastan: Are you bent?

Severus: Shut up!

Rabastan: It’s just that, right then, you sounded really, really bent.

Lucius: Won’t her boyfriend be there?

Severus: Who?

Lucius: Well, her boyfriend. The massive quidditch player.

Severus: Oh, him. Yeah. No. I don’t think they’re going out. Or if they are, then they aren’t really. I don’t know, but she never really says that they definitely are, so maybe they aren’t.

Lucius: Yes. I mean, that’s the most positive possible way of looking at it.

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when u answer correct in kahoot

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yall pray for me so i can get kissed in 2017

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GRYFFINDOR: “Your voice is your identity. If you don’t use it, you’re halfway to Asphodel already.” -Rick Riordan (Nico di Angelo: Blood of Olympus)

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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When you're left home alone

Normal Teenagers: parties

Me: Watches the sidemen with no headphones without the fear of someone hearing the random shit they talk about

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FUCK ME UP BOYS

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Can I get a guy that looks at me like simon looks at his Southampton football pls

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I am completely trash for Freezy and Chris. It sucks that im only 17 and I look like a rotting potato.

Fucking meeeeee. Though I’m 16 👀. Though boi if I was offered. I ain’t saying no.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIMON!

Thank you for being such a charismatic, happy, and enthusiastic person. It’s evident that you really love making videos, and that quality of yours has kept me hooked on your channel for over a year now. I hope you have an amazing day and year, and that you never stop loving your job! 

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When someone thinks they can hurt my feelings

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harrys so cute i want 7

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THE WEMBLEY CUP 2016: LIVE FINAL - Spencer FC vs Weller Wanderers

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I’m so shOOK