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Is there any chance the tmagp Archivist is Sasha? She was supposed to be Archivist instead of Jon in the first place, after all. Plus, in ep 37, the Archivist says "I see you" twice, which were Sasha's last words (or, rather, the words that Not!Sasha repeated) in tMA and all.

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Same, bestie, same…

i actually can't wait for celia's guilt to eat her alive and for her to finally confess to alice about what happened, expecting to be met with betrayal and hatred and when she looks up alice is angry, but she meets celia with empathy and understanding bc of *backstory reasons* and they kiss and make up and make a plan to get sam back together

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I’m waiting for the episode where Sam hear’s a recording of Jon’s voice and just casually blurts out “Chester?” and glorious chaos and confusion ensues!

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Melanie, London Incursion’s very own Daredevil!!

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the oiar's resident girlfailure

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No cus the way my breath hitched and how I cried with them!! Absolutely STUNNING cinematography!!

Top Form | 1.01 vs 1.02

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💀

Somebody stop me I’m so serious

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Seriously one of the most breathtaking scenes I’ve seen in a long time. I literally gasped!

Top Form

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Just saw someone refer to My Golden Blood as Thailight and now I refuse to call it anything else 🤣

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Listen.

His blood is magic.

His tears are magic.

... We're all thinking it right?

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One drop of Tong's blood made Mark have a spontaneous orgasm and allowed him to smell things and taste food for the first time since becoming a vampire

Two drops dialed his horny and senses up to 11

One of Tong's glittery tears basically resurrected Mark from the dead-dead to regular un-dead

When they kiss, he's gonna be able to see colors and do advanced calculus in his head, but that first bj might just reverse his vampirism (obviously, the sex either re-kills him, or he reaches full enlightenment and gets telekinesis and mind reading powers)

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Blood ✅ Sweat ✅ Which one of Tong's bodily fluids will Mark try next?

MY GOLDEN BLOOD (2025) EP. 1 // EP. 2

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So I finished ep 2 of The Golden Blood and after vampire Mark beats up the vampire cop, he's wounded and refuses Tong's idea of drinking his blood to heal himself.

Valid. Fair. Reasonable. Story valid even.

But then something drips off Tong's face and seems to be just as magical as his blood.

Was it tears? Was it sweat? Who fucking knows, but it's magical and it heals all of Mark's wounds.

So now this makes me pose a question: we're told the whole reason why Tong is special is because his blood is the bestest most powerful human blood that brings all the vampires to his yard, but this just makes me wonder now if it's not just his blood, is it any of his bodily fluids?

It would theoretically make sense. Lots of bodily fluids are technically dependent on blood. Hell, the fluid portion of your blood is what gets pushed through blood vessels and replaces the fluid perfusing your tissues, which is also consistent to a degree with fluid in cells which is part of secretions produced by those cells which become body fluids like sweat, tears, etc. (Shitty bio explanation from a bio phd yes yes.)

So that leads me to my final part of this.

Yo Mark, if you want that power up and don't wanna drink blood, how do you feel about giving Tong regular blowjobs?

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Georgie: “and remember kids, what do we do when we see a tape recorder?”

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Meanwhile, the archivist: