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yellowstone is literally just sons of anarchy but make it country

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just successfully rhymed off the first few lines of “and we thought nation states were a bad idea” and i do not recall the last time i felt this satisfied with myself

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finaaaaallly watching the latest season of stranger things and discussing my hypothetical “bring me back” soundtrack before realizing that ryan has literally done this multiple time during an anxiety attack with sunbather 😭🥰🥹

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‘cause history exalts

only

the pornography of force

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me, watching any girl from any country in any snowboarding event: oh honey baby boo that looked painful you poor sweet angel good for u for trying tho you got this next run i’m rootin for you now and always here lemme follow u on insta

also me, anytime a us hockey player’s stick so much as grazes one of the canadian girls’ in the gold medal game: easy there ya fuckin cunter

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just me feelin’ whole for like the first time since 2020

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IIIIIII GOTTA GET BACK TO WHO I WAS BEFORE MYYYYYY LAST TWENTY YEARS ON AUTO-PILOT.

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y’all i’m literally at the point where i crave pea protein lmao whuuuut

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lil pre-season sesh 🤙🤪 (at Don Valley Brickworks) https://www.instagram.com/p/CH_uNpsAA9e/?igshid=w9rzqb66vhns

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first order of business with my @officialcricut 💁‍♀️ have been up since four am thinking about making this so decided to just wing ‘er. made a loooot of mistakes but absolutely giddy with how it turned out. hoping i can fit some shoulder pads under it (whenever we can get back on the ice 😭)🙏🏒 @propagandhi_official (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/CH3RdJ6lb1K/?igshid=zya8g9fztufy

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when you catch a glimpse of the sneaky dee’s bathroom on the pup livestream and CRY because you don’t know when you’ll get to hear live music next and if it will ever be at sneaks again 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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🍂🤗🍁 (at Mono Cliffs Provincial Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGdlvZIlVTE/?igshid=12l7r57jfimgz

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me: doesn’t know if there will be a snowboarding season

also me: already has a new board and bindings for the 2021 season, bringing my full set-up total to 3

also also me: ...maybe i also need a designated jibbin’ board

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COULD WE NOT

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times are strange

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coupl’a skinny’s takin’ a september dip 🍂🏊‍♀️🥶 (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFnjg7cl-dk/?igshid=135d0abm6fvt8

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we want a pitcher AND a belly scritcher ⚾️🐾 (at Riverdale Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFkhUktHiMq/?igshid=g4rgs76gjphn