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Oh no! Your homosexual situationship didn't work out! You have four options to proceed:

Graduate from murder cop to puppet fascist

Become a pit fighter and descend into alchaholism

Emerge from your chrysalis to become twink Jesus

Age 20 years, become a hater, and murder your ex

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I'm sorry that you apparently felt "tortured" by my behavior. I personally love experimental research chemicals and would enjoy being force fed them while locked in a windowless cell but I can see how someone with a less positive additude might not enjoy that. Anyway sorry I guess. I hope you can get over your close mindedness since it's clearly a source of pain in your life.

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Parents

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Hii I have a request:

Young Whumpee asking Parent Caretaker why (insert thing) happened to them + Caretaker trying not to have a breakdown

Wowowow I love this prompt thank you so much!!

Caretaker softly strokes Whumpee's forehead, holding their hand, watching their chest rise and fall weakly. They'd been crying all day, and at multiple points Caretaker had to come in and soothe them; they were already maxed out on pain meds, but if it kept on like this then Caretaker might have to consider bringing Whumpee back to the hospital just for the anesthetic. They can't stand seeing their baby like this.

At least it's better than how it was at first. Caretaker can't get that image out of their mind, the one of Whumpee struggling for life in a hospital bed, so bruised and weak that it was simply surreal.

"Shhh.. shh.. go back to sleep, Whumpee."

Caretaker hadn't forced Whumpee to talk about any of it yet, and figured they would wait until Whumpee themselves were ready. But there were parts that made them wonder, imagining just what had happened. For now, they just had the living evidence; their baby's body, covered in cigarette burns and lash marks and bruises and scars. Who the hell would do that to a person? Well, Whumper, obviously, but Caretaker intends to make sure that they get some serious help with their sick behaviors.

"Caretaker?" Whumpee mumbles.

"Yes, sweetheart?"

"Why me? Why.. me?"

Why.. that --- oh. Caretaker understands what they're asking, and struggles to find a decent answer, and sniffs past the tears welling up in their eyes, trying not to cry in front of Whumpee. So they just say, "Shhh. Go back to sleep," and pull Whumpee's blankets up closer and make sure they have their plushie and kiss their forehead, the type of comfort they'd never accept if all of this had never happened. Caretaker, as ironic as it sounds, would give anything for a stop, I'm too old for that, but maybe they should just be grateful that Whumpee accepts them at all.

Whumpee seems like they've gone back to sleep, so Caretaker stands up and leaves the room, telling themselves it's just to get some water, but casting a longing glance at Whumpee's sleeping form as they walk out.

It isn't very far down the hall when Caretaker bursts into tears. They try to be quiet, so as not to wake Whumpee, but Caretaker has to slump against the wall with the force of them, trying to breathe. Why me? It wasn't fair. It isn't fair. It isn't fair..

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I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING

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I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING

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"... You have the same scars I do..." + Whumpee-turned-whumper

1. “Yep. Ever heard about hazing?”

2. “Shut up. I’m past that.”

3. “And yet you’ll never survive, like me. Someone here is better.”

4. (Sigh)

5. “This isn’t about you. Not everything is about you.”

6. “D’awww. You wanna be like me?”

how to play

full credits to @/seth-whumps for the idea!! avoiding actually mentioning them, but they're linked

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Whump writers going to sleep:

Ok so we take character one...

Yeah

And we take character two...

Poor little guy

And character one is gonna mash him up

Aw yeah

*closes eyes to watch the show*

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responsibility

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am i a psychopath for liking whump prompts or is that completely fine

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I feel like media got so much worse once i started just like. Taking a mental note of how many stories are about a dude’s dead wife and/or daughter, and said death motivating him to go do whatever the plot needs him to do

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(via Invent a Sexual Perversion — IB0195 | Busy Beaver Button Museum)

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I'm sure Curly would have that Blue Eyes stare

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the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.

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you should make whumper remove defiant/feral whumpees teeth and then give whumpee dentures so they can be taken away when whumpee misbehaves

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curly's mutilation can actually be seen as something of a 'redemption arc' bc it stops him from being a blond man

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You know what I like better than a miscommunication in stories? Incompatible worldviews.

MC was told, explicitly, something about what is going on. And they wholesale dismissed that data because it doesn't fit at all within their concept of the people/systems/dynamics involved. That person is wrong. They are mentally unwell. They're stupid. They're lying. I know better. I was taught better. I know who to trust. I am more rational.

And you let that unreliable-ass narrator convince your audience to dismiss the information you handed them right out in the open.

Good shit.