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minecraft has terribly inaccurate geology

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Lets sing a FUCKING song

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if somebody you knew for a year said "listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please" how would you react

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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laurie 😔

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

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drew the catholic anime girl mascot getting crucified

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Poll for trans people only.

"Personal" instant teleportation here meaning only your person and your possessions that you happen to have on you will be transported; nothing bigger than a camping backpack's worth of objects of your same total body weight. You can't teleport other people or animals no matter what. Voluntary shapeshifting here meaning you can change your shape at will for however long you want without any negative effects as well as modifying your body however you want; not necessarily bound by creatures that exist. Eternal Youth here meaning your body will never age or decay (including cognitive faculties), so you can live forever as long as you fulfill your bodily needs. Your body can still experience changes, such as surgery or hormone replacement. You can still die by natural causes such as illness or injury. You're not immortal, you're just old. I love you.

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Pre-rot Romina and jar saint WIP

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im the drummer in all those breakcore songs btw

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SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me "watch out for low-hanging branches" thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don't you just fucking guess.

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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!