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I'M SO SORRY I LEFT WITHOUT A TRACE!! I FOUND JOY IN TWITTER!!
I can freely say shit and people find me funny, I have far more reach and I even made a lot of mooties!! I can be active without my stuff having to be a full drawings or a pic of my cosplay.
I will not abandon this blog yet (cause twitter is still shit) since it's still useful but I just have a better time on my twitter @scris-fi for more random content and life updates you know where to find me.
-man I feel so sad I'm sorry for leaving for so long, just wanted to notify whoever is still here of my whereabouts.
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Heyooo!! I finished the sword! (a while ago lel)
aaand as a celebration I wanted to give you all a little present!
Here is a "tutorial" of how I made the broken sword! (let me know in case of the link not working cause I'm not so tech savy) It also includes a downloadable excel file to print a lifesize template to make it.
I never made a tutorial before and I may be bad at explaining but I hope someone finds this helpful for their future DD props projects!
-Thank you for everything and I hope you have a nice day <3
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Just so you all know how a 5'4 fool looks like holding a sword meant for a 6'1 king.
Not tagging this one cause I want to upload better pics to the tag, not my living room.
-I may upload the pseudo-tutorial file on how to make the sword today so stay tuned lel.
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Fuck that folding table and plastic chair, great pic over all, almost had a panic attack when I couldn't get out lel.
Also me and the bestie serving 💅💅🤙 we got contacted by the event organisers saying they would be honoured to have us back for the next time hehe!
#cosplay#love posing with him cause we are both short as fuck so we look even lel#there was also an armoured baby at the event! it was the cutest highlight
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Some of my favourite pics from a small event I went last Sunday.
Not to brag but my buddy and I were quite the showstoppers hehe. (All photos were shot by the photographers tango_delanus and eugerebaudo.fotos)
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Having to stand on a chair so this thing would fit in frame.
Already finished the edge of the blade and now it's a matter of carving the pommel into shape and I then I can move on to covering this shit in paper mache.
#excuse the mess#once i move on to the paper msche stage i'll get rid of all the left over cardboard#this thing is so ridiculously big
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God gives her toughest battles (not making dick jokes every time I mention the leper sword) to her silliest clowns (me)
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Outing myself as a Problem Sleuth enjoyer 💀 This shouldn’t be a weird thing for me to post, but considering the previous things in this account, it certainly is weird (in a good way)
I finished this PI animatic yesterday and I really wanted to share it! and given that this is the place I post all my fan content, then…
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I was thinking about D&D and I thought "man, wouldn't it be cool to have a blind necromancer who is able to see people by their souls?" and then I remembered my sister created a race of tieflings who dedicate their lives to studying necromancy and using it for good so yeah. (that other tiefling drawing is from her)
I present to you all, Liv! a young, blind, 13yo necromancer apprentice.
and of curse she has a tragic backstory! but that won't stop her from being the most loving and generous person she can be.
(also here is a link to the picrew creator I used to help me design her, it's super fun!)
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The misprint
Vs the actual thing
THE HANDLE IS AS BIG AS MY ARM!!
This thing is going to be heavy as fuck, I think imma need something more sturdy than a broomstick...
#excuse the glove#my fingernails are unpresentable today#seriously thinking if i should use cardboard for thos one...hmmmm
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Poor little meow meow looking men get a heart drawn with foam on their latte, assholes get the ugly bubbly circle.
And for the people that leave the cups on the table, you don't deserve the big boy ceramic cup.
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this may not be so interesting but I'll share anyways.
I'm planning on making a lifesize replica of Leper's sword because, you know, big sword is best sword.
I wanted it to be a lifesize replica because if I made the sword to match my stature (like I did with the lute) it would not have been so amazing as I'm below average height.
This proposed the challenge of finding out how tall is leper so I started to look for references and did some basic math.
Since DD's weapons are a bit unreliable since some of them are made bigger to look cooler (speculation) I decided to use the lute as a measurement unit.
The lute is not actually a lute lute. It shares more similarities with a 16s century Barroquain guitar than an actual lute. With this in mind I investigated the average size of that guitar (93 cm from top to bottom or 36 inches) and got to work.
Taking the models from the DD2 drive folder I slap them next to each other, made a ruler, sum up the results et voila!
Leper's (broken) sword is approximately 1,45 cm (57 inches).
Now I know how big of a cardboard box I need to find.
By the way!
Leper is 2 lutes tall, which gives him a "cannonical" height of 1,86 cm (7'3 feet tall) ain't that cool?
this sword is gonna look so good hung on my wall!!
Maybe I could make the process a tutorial of some sort, if the girlies are interested tho.
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A bodybuilder Witcher cosplayer approached me on Instagram asking if I was the one who cosplayed the jester, I was like "that's me" and he asked for more pics like.. okay? He told me he was a huge fan of DD, so cool?
In the end he wanted me to be a part of his larp (Live Action Roleplay) group.
Little does he know I have 0 jestery qualities and I'm actually very shy B^)
#i'm intrigued and tempted but i know it's something i can't do at this point in my life#and not even with my jester cosplay#that shit is for show only no touchy
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Man I'll try to go back to drawing this week or else!
Sheesh, many ideas, might have to throw darts to choose
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Knees sore from kneeling so much at the con 😩
#jokes aside i should see whete i kneel#the floor was hard cement#the costume needs so much repair lel
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Also shout out to this person who made me tear up lmao.
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Maaan I want to go back.
That last girl was such a cutie! She wanted to see if my costume jingled so I started dancing for her to hear me jingle and she started dancing with me and we jingled together!! QwQ
I hope I get to find the interview someone made me.
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