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anyone else gay and only sort of okay at video games?

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The haters get real quiet when I used my long scary aye aye finger to probe them for bugs

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i think we should specifically avoid sterilizing shit that comes back from space on general principle. demonstrate the superiority of terran micromorphophysiology

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do it scared. do it vaguely uncomfortable. do it mysteriously damp

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um. insects crustaceans molluscs and small fish in there?

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Rib ripper rip out my ribs rip out my ribs RIP out my ribs Rip Out my coming out my mouth Hustle bones coming out my MOUTH hustle bones coming out MY coming out my ribs RIP out my ribs Rip out my ribs rip out my ribs RIP out my ribs Please

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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I just saw an email walking around outside

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its miserable having online friends i would help you clean and paint your room and fold your laundry and move furniture and cook mostly edible food for you and generally do tasks for you and drink with you and smoke with you and go on walks with you and see you smile when i make you laugh. but the distance

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you were in the top 0.001% of listeners to the thin veil covering everything

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thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering

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I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

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manifestation

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Whole Airplane In A Can

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