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Alright girls, you know what we need to do

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who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

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My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

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Favorite genre of post

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A story in two parts 😂😂😂

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Our home security system is being updated today, and the guy in charge is just peak Gen Z, no professional fucks given vibe and it’s hysterical.

“I mean, I’m supposed to recommend stuff, like you should probably put a sensor on that window too, but like, that’s really a you decision. I just have to say this stuff out loud so I don’t get sued if you get broken into.”

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Chris Pine refuses to answer the question “Would you swipe left or right for Anna Kendrick on Tinder?” and instead gives this response

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“embrace ugliness” sure but why are women’s neutral traits considered ugliness in the first place

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less romanticizing high school more media about how being 17 is the worst human experience imaginable

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I've had enough of society being catered to morning people.. it's time for everything to be pushed back like two hours

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when you have plans in the morning you can still live an eventful & fulfilling life afterwards but when you've got plans in the afternoon? well that's your whole day